HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN THE MAILMAN

[Scumback Speakers]

Happy Birthday Mailman Dan! I wish you many more!

Scumback One

 

[paulyc]

Happy 50th birthday Dan!! I hope it's everything you ever dreamed of

Gay sex ???

 

[mooncobra]

Happy birthday DANIMAL!

 

[Metlupass2]

For those lucky enough to actually meat Dan,you know what a great guy he is.

No...I did not misspell anything in this post.
No...it wasn't supposed to sound gay. I've had dinner with Dan at a truck stop.
Yes...We had steak.
No...not tube steak.

USPS doesn't pay enough so Dan pulls tricks at the local truck stops. He was voted lot lizard of the year in 2001.

 

[Wizard of Ozz]

USPS doesn't pay enough so Dan pulls tricks at the local truck stops. He was voted lot lizard of the year in 2001.

I always heard that's how he earned the name the Sleeper Slurper.

 

[Monkey Man]

Happy birthday Dan... you spring chicken, you.

HBD! Now you may never tune below E standard, it's the law at this age.

Further to Ray's stipulation, you'll have to switch to 8s now if you're not there already.

 

[gbsmusic]

I hear it's Federal Employee night at the Blue Oyster... chaps optional.

You can show off those new short shorts

 

[Monkey Man]

That's a flattering ol' pic of Dan in his prime; his ass has started to sag big-time since then.

 

[Metlupass2]

Gay sex ???

That's everyday for Danimal.

 

[Mailman1971]

That's everyday for Danimal.

Ha!!
Showed my best bud this thread. We were cracking up!!
you guys are the best!!

 

[Mailman1971]

But yes. Rottingcorpse tried to fondle me in the bathroom.

 

[Metlupass2]

You're one sick old man.....

 

[Findthetone1]

But yes. Rottingcorpse tried to fondle me in the bathroom.

Sources say there was an exchange of money just prior to this......just sayin'

 

[Mailman1971]

Sources say there was an exchange of money just prior to this......just sayin'

He was a cheap date. Think I flicked him a quarter prior to going in.

 

[PBGas]

Happy Birthday Dan!!! Hope you had a great day!

 

[Beyond Black]

That's a flattering ol' pic of Dan in his prime; his ass has started to sag big-time since then.

Thats not sag, it’s wear and tear.

 

[Beyond Black]

USPS doesn't pay enough so Dan pulls tricks at the local truck stops. He was voted lot lizard of the year in 2001.

I know he got my vote. And my syphilis...

 

[dawnofdreamx97]

Happy birthday !

 

[jlbaxe]

Happy Birthday !!!!

 

[rottingcorpse]

But yes. Rottingcorpse tried to fondle me in the bathroom.

WTF do you mean "tried"?
That implies I wasn't successful.