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Fordman65
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gtrwun
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That was great. This guy does good work. Lots of truth spoken in that vid for sure!
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Racerxrated
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Haha! Nice. One could also mention the reverse of the amp snob, the digital amp snob.
Ya know, tubes suck and digital modelers rule.
Ya know, tubes suck and digital modelers rule.
MadAsAHatter
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You can't forget the reverse brand snob. "Screw Fender...There's this guy that makes strats from the recombined DNA of the 2 most rare trees on the planet and nuts made from the fossilized remains of the 6 toed short haired marmoset."
DanTravis62
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Missing:
1. The modeling snob who thinks modelers are the be all-end all and can literally cop any tone. "Heh, welcome to the 21st century boomer!"
2. The import snob who pretends that anyone who buys anything expensive is a retard. The only possible reason is because they've been duped! "My Squier Affinity sounds just as good as that custom shop!"
3. The one brand snob. "The only reason anyone on earth doesn't like Mesa Boogie is because of (deep breath) USER ERROR!!!12@" This isn't limited to boogies - see the "if it doesn't have a Marshall logo" chaps.
4. The jazz/theory snob. "If you can't hear the Picardy third in the transition, you don't deserve that two rock" common on tgp
5. The offset shitter. "Wow, I'm so impressed that impelliteri can play that many notes. Did you catch the newest tiny desk on YouTube? I have 504 caraline guitar company and EQD pedals." Common on tgp.
1. The modeling snob who thinks modelers are the be all-end all and can literally cop any tone. "Heh, welcome to the 21st century boomer!"
2. The import snob who pretends that anyone who buys anything expensive is a retard. The only possible reason is because they've been duped! "My Squier Affinity sounds just as good as that custom shop!"
3. The one brand snob. "The only reason anyone on earth doesn't like Mesa Boogie is because of (deep breath) USER ERROR!!!12@" This isn't limited to boogies - see the "if it doesn't have a Marshall logo" chaps.
4. The jazz/theory snob. "If you can't hear the Picardy third in the transition, you don't deserve that two rock" common on tgp
5. The offset shitter. "Wow, I'm so impressed that impelliteri can play that many notes. Did you catch the newest tiny desk on YouTube? I have 504 caraline guitar company and EQD pedals." Common on tgp.
DanTravis62
Moderator
Especially online, those five are just as pervasive as the ones Tyler takes the piss out of IME
MadAsAHatter
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I wonder if you'd get perma-banned if you posted this on that other forum you mentioned.
DanTravis62
Moderator
* velcro-fly *
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I got banned again last week on TGP for posting a thread about that 'Mimisounds' chick with the huge tits who has 550k YouTube followers and 800k + views in a week on her latest video alone that's basically her falling out of her top while displaying barely passable guitar skills, at least relative to the number of "followers". I said it was an insult to actual female musicians who can somehow keep their clothes on and play better than 95% of the male TGP members... they were so not happy about that
Devin
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I got banned again last week on TGP for posting a thread about that 'Mimisounds' chick with the huge tits who has 550k YouTube followers and 800k + views in a week on her latest video alone that's basically her falling out of her top while displaying barely passable guitar skills, at least relative to the number of "followers". I said it was an insult to actual female musicians who can somehow keep their clothes on and play better than 95% of the male TGP members... they were so not happy about that
*runs off to youtube*
MadAsAHatter
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*is running there too yelling at Devin to wait up*
thegame
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Dear Father, I have a confession to make. I thought I was the biggest gear snob on this particular forum until the realization occurred that Sam aka Braintheory has me beat by a country mile. This is not a diss and I mean this in the best possible way: Sir, I relinquish my crown to you.
JackBootedThug
MURDERATOR
not here my friend...not here....GOATSE yes......
JackBootedThug
MURDERATOR
banned for speaking truf....not here bro....I got banned again last week on TGP for posting a thread about that 'Mimisounds' chick with the huge tits who has 550k YouTube followers and 800k + views in a week on her latest video alone that's basically her falling out of her top while displaying barely passable guitar skills, at least relative to the number of "followers". I said it was an insult to actual female musicians who can somehow keep their clothes on and play better than 95% of the male TGP members... they were so not happy about that
marvcus
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Lol… what makes this a perma ban offense??
MadAsAHatter
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Someone got butt hurt... instant ban
Kyrpajyra
Banned
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DanTravis62
Moderator
"You would rather come up with your own unique sound, than being able to copy other people's sounds? Heh, tube boomer."
marvcus
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That’s just dumb. When I worked at a guitar store, we had signs like, “No Stairway, No Teen Spirit, Come as You Are…”
I never got fired for that! Guess that’s why I never go to TaGP. That and I cannot stand the amount of nerd minutia about some rando small builder guitar’s percentage of nickel in the frets crap…
glpg80
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I just never want to be that guy that has more gear than ability. Like I never want the gear to play me, I want to always command the notes through the gear. I feel I’m pushing that limit even now and May downsize, but I’m comfortable with where I’m at sonically and technically.