True stories.

[Bagel and Creamcheese]

TRUE STORY

A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 10 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi













TRUE STORY:

Jeff Bezos has 121 BILLION dollars. The population of earth is 7 billion people. He could give every person 1 BILLION dollars and end poverty, and he would still have 114 billion dollars left over but he won't do it. This is what capitalist greed looks like!















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[Stripped Rights]

TL;DR


True story.

 

[Deleted member 38657]

Absolutely garbage words from an absolute garbage psychopath masquerading around on a music forum like an unaccountable rotten child. Certainly no man. I'm genuinely shocked that you still are able to log onto this site given your... well, everything. You seem to not have much going for you living as a slimy, racist, homophobic, anti-semitic, tiny limp dicked, valor thieving worm stalker in fantasy land. I would call you an incel, but that would truly be an insult to incels. You are much lower than that.

You have done nothing to contribute positively here and your sole purpose has been to stalk, harass, and antagonize members who were here long before your sorry POS self showed up to spread your lowest of vile nature. You think you're funny or even slightly clever, but you're truly nothing more than a bottom feeding worm living in the secretions of a troll.

PSA: Freedom of speech does not allow you to stalk and harass people. Which given your entire existence here; it's all you seem to do and have done. I don't care what side of whatever twisted and ridiculous partisan hack fence you're on in this world, but you've likely long overstayed your welcome here on all sides, Troll feces worm. Lowest of all the worms. Feasting on the droppings of the lowliest. You don't even play the guitar.

 

[dcburn]

smirked quite Jewishly

Can you please provide us with an example?

 

[Monkey Man]

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"

Firstly, he "smirked quite Jewishly"? What the Hell is that supposed to mean bro'?

I'm sure many here might've wondered what was meant by the rock->animal evolution thing.

According to evolutionists, the earth was covered with molten rock which hardened as it cooled down, forming a rocky crust. It then rained for millions of years, forming great oceans of "prebiotic soup" (mineral-heavy water, actually). Apparently, life "emerged" (classic, go-to word of evolutionists that explains nothing) from said soup, hence the "joke" - dissolved rocks turning into life.

I wonder, if I mix a shit-tonne of water with minerals and let it sit, how long might it be 'til life "arises"? Even if this impossibility were to occur, what would that life eat? It'd also have to be able to breed right-away or it'd be doomed.

Just sayin'. To say that life somehow started on its own is fantastical-enough, but to claim it "emerged" from an inorganic soup and managed to eat and breed is another step beyond ridiculous, if that's even possible.

Rant over.

Jeff Bezos has 121 BILLION dollars. The population of earth is 7 billion people. He could give every person 1 BILLION dollars and end poverty, and he would still have 114 billion dollars left over but he won't do it. This is what capitalist greed looks like!

End poverty? Terrible math mate:

He could give every person $17.29 and then he'd be broke.

So, he could end poverty for a day or perhaps a few days in 3rd-world countries, then we'd need someone else to step up, then another 'til we ran out, staring Margaret Thatcher's conundrum she famously outlined in-the-face, that of running out of other people's money to spend.

The only long-term solution is for new wealth to be generated.

 

[MadAsAHatter]

I'm sure many here might've wondered what was meant by the rock->animal evolution thing.

According to evolutionists, the earth was covered with molten rock. It then rained for millions of years, cooling and solidifying the rock and forming great oceans of "prebiotic soup" (mineral-heavy water, actually). Apparently, life "emerged" (classic, go-to word of evolutionists that explains nothing) from said soup, hence the "joke".

I wonder, if I mix a shit-tonne of water with minerals and let it sit, how long might it be 'til life "arises"? Even if this impossibility were to occur, what would that life eat? It'd have to be able to breed right-away or it'd be doomed too.

Just sayin'. To say that life somehow started on its own is fantastical-enough, but to claim it "emerged" from an inorganic soup and managed to eat and breed is another step beyond ridiculous, if that's even possible.

Rant over.

The theory is a little more complicated than that. The Miller-Urey experiment is the basis of this theory. The gist of it is atmospheric energy (lightening) drove chemical reactions in the primordial soup (simple inorganic compounds) which produced more complex organic compounds some of which were amino acids.

 

[Monkey Man]

I know mate.

The Miller-Urey experiment produced, IIRC, approximately 2% aminos and 98% poison.

The aminos weren't alive of course, so there's that.

 

[JackBootedThug]

Monkey’s slinging handfuls of logic this morning….

 

[Picasso]

Absolutely garbage words from an absolute garbage psychopath masquerading around on a music forum like an unaccountable rotten child. Certainly no man. I'm genuinely shocked that you still are able to log onto this site given your... well, everything. You seem to not have much going for you living as a slimy, racist, homophobic, anti-semitic, tiny limp dicked, valor thieving worm stalker in fantasy land. I would call you an incel, but that would truly be an insult to incels. You are much lower than that.

You have done nothing to contribute positively here and your sole purpose has been to stalk, harass, and antagonize members who were here long before your sorry POS self showed up to spread your lowest of vile nature. You think you're funny or even slightly clever, but you're truly nothing more than a bottom feeding worm living in the secretions of a troll.

PSA: Freedom of speech does not allow you to stalk and harass people. Which given your entire existence here; it's all you seem to do and have done. I don't care what side of whatever twisted and ridiculous partisan hack fence you're on in this world, but you've likely long overstayed your welcome here on all sides, Troll feces worm. Lowest of all the worms. Feasting on the droppings of the lowliest. You don't even play the guitar.

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He's a total piece of "single" shit.

 

[JackBootedThug]

Firstly, he "smirked quite Jewishly"? What the Hell is that supposed to mean bro'?

I'm sure many here might've wondered what was meant by the rock->animal evolution thing.

According to evolutionists, the earth was covered with molten rock which hardened as it cooled down, forming a rocky crust. It then rained for millions of years, forming great oceans of "prebiotic soup" (mineral-heavy water, actually). Apparently, life "emerged" (classic, go-to word of evolutionists that explains nothing) from said soup, hence the "joke" - dissolved rocks turning into life.

I wonder, if I mix a shit-tonne of water with minerals and let it sit, how long might it be 'til life "arises"? Even if this impossibility were to occur, what would that life eat? It'd also have to be able to breed right-away or it'd be doomed.

Just sayin'. To say that life somehow started on its own is fantastical-enough, but to claim it "emerged" from an inorganic soup and managed to eat and breed is another step beyond ridiculous, if that's even possible.

Rant over.


End poverty? Terrible math mate:

He could give every person $17.29 and then he'd be broke.

So, he could end poverty for a day or perhaps a few days in 3rd-world countries, then we'd need someone else to step up, then another 'til we ran out, staring Margaret Thatcher's conundrum she famously outlined in-the-face, that of running out of other people's money to spend.

The only long-term solution is for new wealth to be generated.

You forgot the lightning….duh…even Frankenstein knew this and he was like…from the fifties or something…

 

[Bagel and Creamcheese]

Firstly, he "smirked quite Jewishly"? What the Hell is that supposed to mean bro'?

I'm sure many here might've wondered what was meant by the rock->animal evolution thing.

According to evolutionists, the earth was covered with molten rock which hardened as it cooled down, forming a rocky crust. It then rained for millions of years, forming great oceans of "prebiotic soup" (mineral-heavy water, actually). Apparently, life "emerged" (classic, go-to word of evolutionists that explains nothing) from said soup, hence the "joke" - dissolved rocks turning into life.

I wonder, if I mix a shit-tonne of water with minerals and let it sit, how long might it be 'til life "arises"? Even if this impossibility were to occur, what would that life eat? It'd also have to be able to breed right-away or it'd be doomed.

Just sayin'. To say that life somehow started on its own is fantastical-enough, but to claim it "emerged" from an inorganic soup and managed to eat and breed is another step beyond ridiculous, if that's even possible.

Rant over.


End poverty? Terrible math mate:

He could give every person $17.29 and then he'd be broke.

So, he could end poverty for a day or perhaps a few days in 3rd-world countries, then we'd need someone else to step up, then another 'til we ran out, staring Margaret Thatcher's conundrum she famously outlined in-the-face, that of running out of other people's money to spend.

The only long-term solution is for new wealth to be generated.

My friend, those were joke posts. meant to parody the extreme far right. Of course the math is totally screwed up - that's the joke!

 

[Picasso]

Single Donnie the Stalker trying to kiss some ass now so his “Bagel I.P.” doesn’t get banned!

 

[Bagel and Creamcheese]

Single Donnie the Stalker trying to kiss some ass now so his “Bagel I.P.” doesn’t get banned!

Have a coffee. You're not totally awake yet my good friend.

 

[Bagel and Creamcheese]

Absolutely garbage words from an absolute garbage psychopath masquerading around on a music forum like an unaccountable rotten child. Certainly no man. I'm genuinely shocked that you still are able to log onto this site given your... well, everything. You seem to not have much going for you living as a slimy, racist, homophobic, anti-semitic, tiny limp dicked, valor thieving worm stalker in fantasy land. I would call you an incel, but that would truly be an insult to incels. You are much lower than that.

You have done nothing to contribute positively here and your sole purpose has been to stalk, harass, and antagonize members who were here long before your sorry POS self showed up to spread your lowest of vile nature. You think you're funny or even slightly clever, but you're truly nothing more than a bottom feeding worm living in the secretions of a troll.

PSA: Freedom of speech does not allow you to stalk and harass people. Which given your entire existence here; it's all you seem to do and have done. I don't care what side of whatever twisted and ridiculous partisan hack fence you're on in this world, but you've likely long overstayed your welcome here on all sides, Troll feces worm. Lowest of all the worms. Feasting on the droppings of the lowliest. You don't even play the guitar.

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Oh! I think I felt it move.

Hot!

 

[Picasso]

Single Donnie the Stalker knows he’s been called out for the creepy POS he is. He’s going crazy because a woman called him out! This makes him have flashbacks of all the beatings he gave. Total LOSER!

 

[Bagel and Creamcheese]

Single Donnie the Stalker knows he’s been called out for the creepy POS he is. He’s going crazy because a woman called him out! This makes him have flashbacks of all the beatings he gave. Total loser!

Do you fantasize about beating women? You must, because all your false accusations are really veiled confessions. It's what the Magats do best attack based on their own sins.

 

[Picasso]

Single Donnie the Stalker is trying to “pivot” because he knows he was a real POS to his ex. He was called out by a woman and he doesn’t like that she stood up to him like someone he clearly remembers. LOSER!

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Firstly, he "smirked quite Jewishly"? What the Hell is that supposed to mean bro'?

I'm sure many here might've wondered what was meant by the rock->animal evolution thing.

According to evolutionists, the earth was covered with molten rock which hardened as it cooled down, forming a rocky crust. It then rained for millions of years, forming great oceans of "prebiotic soup" (mineral-heavy water, actually). Apparently, life "emerged" (classic, go-to word of evolutionists that explains nothing) from said soup, hence the "joke" - dissolved rocks turning into life.

I wonder, if I mix a shit-tonne of water with minerals and let it sit, how long might it be 'til life "arises"? Even if this impossibility were to occur, what would that life eat? It'd also have to be able to breed right-away or it'd be doomed.

Just sayin'. To say that life somehow started on its own is fantastical-enough, but to claim it "emerged" from an inorganic soup and managed to eat and breed is another step beyond ridiculous, if that's even possible.

Rant over.

it's a tough hypothesis to replicate as the time frame would have to be millions and millions of years. the main principle of abiogenesis was that it was a very long series of very small events that eventually formed life out of "nothing". It wasn't as simple as no life, then life. There was a whole lot of "almost life" in the interim. I don't think the the "spontaneous life" theories hold as much water as they once did.

 

[Bagel and Creamcheese]

Can you please provide us with an example?

C'mon dude. The whole post was a send up of the far right. How can you NOT possibly see that? You'd have to be intentionally ignoring the over the top rhetoric not to see that.

 

[Picasso]

Single Donnie the Stalker now trying to kiss some more ass so the “Bagel I.P.” doesn’t get banned especially since the “Tranny I.P.” has been banned twice recently.