Good Morning Monkey Man

[Stripped Rights]

Ha ha. OK, sounds good man.



Austria ?

Japetus gets it.


It's also not mouring @JackTheBear.

 

[JackTheBear]

Like I said, intentional, Mate??

 

[Monkey Man]

'Straya.

 

[ccn]

An intentional misspell??

That's not a mistake Stripped Anus really thinks Mr. Monkey lives in Austria LOL.

 

[Monkey Man]

I do have Austrian (and Norwegian, German, Dutch, Scottish and English) blood, so maybe he's just über-perceptive?

 

[ccn]

Mr. Monkey does not live in the land of the Schwarzenegger's .

Mr. Monkey lives in the land of the deadliest creatures on earth where giant Saltwater Croc's , Great White sharks , Irukanji jellyfish, Sydney Funnell web spiders, the common Brown snake & inland Taipan snake lurk and Mr. Monkey dispatches ALL of them on his way to work every day .

 

[Stripped Rights]

Mr. Monkey does not live in the land of the Schwarzenegger's .

Mr. Monkey lives in the land of the deadliest creatures on earth where giant saltwater crock's , Great White sharks , Irukanji jellyfish, Sydney Funnell web spiders, the common brown snake & inland Taipan snake lurk and Mr. Monkey dispatches ALL of them on his way to work every day .

Now who's kissing ass? Ass kisser! ??

 

[ccn]

That's not kissing ass , that's what Mr. Monkey deals with every day , how can you not know this ?

 

[Monkey Man]

Now who's kissing ass? Ass kisser! ??

Hey, he's just tellin' it like it is bro'.

Mr. Monkey does not live in the land of the Schwarzenegger's .

Mr. Monkey lives in the land of the deadliest creatures on earth where giant Saltwater Croc's , Great White sharks , Irukanji jellyfish, Sydney Funnell web spiders, the common Brown snake & inland Taipan snake lurk and Mr. Monkey dispatches ALL of them on his way to work every day .

Too-funny man, and true of course.

 

[dcburn]

I bought these really nice grey shorts that double as swimming trunks, a quickly drying light fabric. It has an inner liner that acts as "inner underwear"..I swear it makes my balls feel like they are trussed up like a Christmas ham. I am cutting the damn liners out because the shorts fit so good and are well made.

My oldest absolutley hates tags in his t's and the mesh in his swim trunks.
He grew up at the local Y.
Lots of swimming, trunks and cutting the mesh out thru the years...

 

[311boogieman]

I cut the mesh out as well.

I mean, what the hell is that for anyway?

 

[dcburn]

I cut the mesh out as well.

I mean, what the hell is that for anyway?

Breathable packaging?

 

[311boogieman]

Breathable packaging?

Fuck that!

 

[dcburn]

Fuck that!

...well as long as you aren't wearing them as the scissors come out.

 

[rsm]

'Straya.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

I didn’t know swimshorts still came with that mesh

 

[rsm]

I didn’t know swimshorts still came with that mesh

Only real swimshorts do. Living at the beach, knowing these things is important. The tourists will buy anything tho.

 

[dcburn]

I didn’t know swimshorts still came with that mesh

I think Speedos are the exception.
Very European.