How many of you actually believe Christmas wasn't an inside job

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Building 7 of the Coca Cola plant wasn't a coincidence they found arctic elf dust all over that shit
 
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St. Nicholas is a revered saint in Orthodoxy. The gift giving is based on events in his life and the inspiration for Santa Clause. He wasn't a big fat dude though.
 
VonBonfire said:
He died in 343 a.d so I'm not sure Coke was around to offer him any of that Christmas cash.
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lol fr are you saying that guy can't get trans-dimensional speed dial? for real

he can call up anyone he wants any time he's jesus' boiiiiii

you know that man was makin mint off norman rockwell residuals
 
It's like why bother with the collection plate when you got big sippy in ur pockets fuck man think of the baroque architecture the afterlife must have
 
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It's like why bother with the collection plate when you got big sippy in ur pockets fuck man think of the baroque architecture the afterlife must have
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There are no collection plates in orthodoxy that way there is no greedy pastor staring you down as it iis passed to you. There are collection boxes so it can be done discreetly. And I'm pretty sure Baroque architecture can't hold a candle the heavenly kingdom. Transparent gold. Imaging trasnparent gold hardware. The inductance and tone must be off the charts.
 
I love Christmas

I remember going to midnight mass with my mom because our church had a rockstar of a church organist play all the church hits every year. A Marshall stack has nothing on a ripping church organ the size of a building


Also interesting, many astronomers believe the star of Bethlehem was a conjunction of Jupiter and Venus around June of 2BC
 
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