Hey RT fuck bois

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Where the hell is @VonBonfire ? Y'all think he's on tour?
Playlist full of prewar Beatles and prohibition bluegrass.
None of that innuendo kind.
He could bring some reason to this thread.
 
NowYou'rePlayingWithPower said:
You think Mars is flat?
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NowYou'rePlayingWithPower said:
Where the hell is @VonBonfire ? Y'all think he's on tour?
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He was growing a long beard to enter the orthodox priesthood and learning to swing an holy incense burner but inconveniently fell of the side of his flat earth and landed on the turtles holding the Earth up. They then ate him up and he's now just a pile of digested turtle shit. Let that be a warning to those that follow his wayward conspiracies.
 
Thumbpicker said:
He was growing a long beard to enter the orthodox priesthood and learning to swing an holy incense burner but inconveniently fell of the side of his flat earth and landed on the turtles holding the Earth up. They then ate him up and he's now just a pile of digested turtle shit. Let that be a warning to those that follow his wayward conspiracies.
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That's not very nice. I thought y'all were friends?

Arch Stanton said:
I'm still disappoint that Einstein didn't bother to explain the surface tension on a drop of water before he went to see Jesus.

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I thought he invented it? Like how Wayne Newton invented gravity after the dinosaur disaster, but then destroyed the original formula so no one knows how to fix it. Now we can't time travel to buy self tying shoes.
 
Aynirar27 said:
There is zero reason to believe it is going to crash in to our earth though. that is 100% a conspiracy.
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No one has ever said that.

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Every 420 years when it passes through our solar system, the gravitational and magnetic forces wreak havoc on our planet.
 
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