F*cker Carlsbad got probed by a Demon that left him bleeding.

[shar-vell Dan]

https://www.aol.com/news/tucker-carlson-claims-demon-attack-155519234.html

Turns out he took it in da pooper.

 

[Bad Brain]

https://www.aol.com/news/tucker-carlson-claims-demon-attack-155519234.html

Turns out he took it in da pooper.

That's messed up Dan.

 

[thegame]

"I got attacked while I was asleep with my wife and four dogs and mauled, physically mauled.”

No, it couldn't possibly have been from one of those FIVE dogs, could it?

 

[Bad Brain]

"I got attacked while I was asleep with my wife and four dogs and mauled, physically mauled.”

No, it couldn't possibly have been from one of those FIVE dogs, could it?

Dog was probably having a bad dream and scratched him. My husky mix used to kick hard in her sleep.

 

[thegame]

Dog was probably having a bad dream and scratched him. My husky mix used to kick hard in her sleep.

A rare display of logic in OT land. You get a yellow star!