A plan to annex Canada, Greenland, and Australia

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VonBonfire said:
We need to free them from under the thumb of the repressive and self indulgent crown. It will be a great day when maple syrup flows in our streets and our movie theaters have endless Crocodile Dundee films. Tariff them until they agree to our demands and hold Paul Hogan hostage if necessary.
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Add Gaza to the title and convo bro.
 
311splawndude said:
Add Gaza to the title and convo bro.
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Where are they going to get the money for that btw... that's what interests me... Also how are they going to twist Egypt's and Jordan's arm to take them.

I actually think it should happen though. Clearly having Palestine there has not worked and will not work. Blind Freddy can see that. It'll just be eternal conflict with the Palestinians there like having a weeping sore that never heals.
 
Thumbpicker said:
Where are they going to get the money for that btw... that's what interests me... Also how are they going to twist Egypt's and Jordan's arm to take them.

I actually think it should happen though. Clearly having Palestine there has not worked and will not work. Blind Freddy can see that. It'll just be eternal conflict with the Palestinians there like having a weeping sore that never heals.
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He's going to make Mexico and Canada pay for it.
 
Looks like Wizard amps Seagrams will be American owned companies soon.
 
Trudeau caught on hot mic saying Trump is serious about making Canada part of America. I've always wanted a cabin in the Yukon.
 
VonBonfire said:
Looks like Wizard amps Seagrams will be American owned companies soon.
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So will a massive fucking headache called Quebec, a huge Indiginous population that is in the middle of historic awards from court cases against the government, rampant homelessness and drug use, and temperatures that will make you question reality 6 months of the year! You inheriting our huge fucking national debt too.

Can't just lick the cream off the hobos cock, bud.....you gotta take the full load.
 
67mike said:
So will a massive fucking headache called Quebec, a huge Indiginous population that is in the middle of historic awards from court cases against the government, rampant homelessness and drug use, and temperatures that will make you question reality 6 months of the year! You inheriting our huge fucking national debt too.

Can't just lick the cream off the hobos cock, bud.....you gotta take the full load.
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Well in all fairness Toronto is a fucking shithole too.
 
67mike said:
So will a massive fucking headache called Quebec, a huge Indiginous population that is in the middle of historic awards from court cases against the government, rampant homelessness and drug use, and temperatures that will make you question reality 6 months of the year! You inheriting our huge fucking national debt too.

Can't just lick the cream off the hobos cock, bud.....you gotta take the full load.
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None of that will matter once you are flying an American banner.
 
67mike said:
I wouldn't fly your flag if you fucking paid me to.
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Who said anything about your personal place? It will be flying in your town square and hanging from local businesses, schools, churches, and courthouses. Then you can consider your relocation to Russia. I hear Vladivosok is nice this time of year. Either that or start selling canadian flags and other memorabilia as antiques to Americans who move up near where you live in the northwest territory.
 
@VonBonfire

Honestly you come across as a smug little cunt, and that is being polite.

I guess every country has its share of fucktards....and you certainly are doing your's proud in that department.
 
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