Ugandan man cannot get laid because USAID got shutdown

[Deleted member 87294]

We’ve been funding this guy getting laid…

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy8xlxx58l4o

Now he can’t get laid


And before someone comes in here telling me this man has a serious disease, I’m not trying to make light of his condition. I just think of all the US citizens and war vets who can’t afford medication, housing, care…

Also, I wish the US government took this much interest in helping me get laid when I was in school

 

[Monkey Man]

Also, I wish the US government took this much interest in helping me get laid when I was in school

You beat me to it.

Be great if the US gubment helped me get laid.

I mean, is it a simianist institution or what?

 

[Deleted member 87294]

You beat me to it.

Be great if the US gubment helped me get laid.

I mean, is it a simianist institution or what?

lol gotta move to Uganda


U gan da be kiddin me lol

 

[Monkey Man]

Sounds like I migrated in the wrong direction then (from S. Africa).

I went east when I shoulda gone north or west.

 

[Floyd Eye]

Sounds like I migrated in the wrong direction then (from S. Africa).

I went east when I shoulda gone north or west.

North and west. You coulda saved yourself 6 years and just walked on in like everyone else.

 

[thegame]

He’s only HIV+? Should be thankful he doesn’t have USAIDS

 

[Deleted member 87294]

He’s only HIV+? Should be thankful he doesn’t have USAIDS

Could be worse…be a member of the Canadian hockey team lololol

 

[Monkey Man]

North and west. You coulda saved yourself 6 years and just walked on in like everyone else.

Now why didn't I think of that?

Oh yeah, Carter was in power; it wasn't Weekend at Bernie's time yet...

 

[Deleted member 87294]

Now why didn't I think of that?

Oh yeah, Carter was in power; it wasn't Weekend at Bernie's time yet...

Rest his soul and all but man some serious goober choices were made lol

 

[Monkey Man]

Agreed; he was a shit president, but a new precedence was set in 2020.

 

[Deleted member 87294]

Agreed; he was a shit president, but a new precedence was set in 2020.

Dude it was at this moment…every libtard collectively gasped and said “oh fuck”

 

[Monkey Man]

Indeed it was bro'.

That's gotta be the all-time-biggest shit show in pres-debate history.

 

[Deleted member 87294]

Indeed it was bro'.

That's gotta be the all-time-biggest shit show in pres-debate history.

Breaking boundaries and soaring ever higher

 

[Wizard of Ozz]