Gucci Guilty Absolute is what real men smell like. Leather, wood, oil and medicine cabinet.
Scotch: Dalmore 15, McCallan 12 Triple Cask, Aberlour 12 Double Cask, Glenkinchie...
And I'm with you on the aged cheeses as well. The way every one talks about SLO100s on volume is life changing... Try a Swiss Mont Vully Noir cheese and yeah... Your basic Gruyere is suddenly very meh afterwards.