My cousin's neighbor attempted banana pudding

[Matt300ZXT]

I trust my cousin and his wife's taste on food. They both are great cooks and like good food and rarely steer me wrong with something. His neighbor attempted banana pudding the other day...

Me, being from the south, grew up on good old fried food, good meat from the farm, tasty desserts, banana pudding, cobblers, etc. I also ran 2 fairly successful foodie groups, so I like to think I have a decent taste for good food. Anywho, he gave me 2 to-go containers of this pudding, as he's diabetic and doesn't need to eat it anyways. I can see why he's always ripping on yankees and their lack of ability to cook anything worth a damn; or at least all the yankees that bought property around them.

This stuff is banana flavored pudding that doesn't quite have the mouthfeel of regular ol' Jello pudding I grew up on. There are a few stale, crumbly 'nilla wafers in it, and I think I've tasted like 2 pieces of actual banana in it. This is an abomination and I am severely disappointed

 

[311boogieman]

This is just terrible

 

[Matt300ZXT]

This is just terrible

Yeah, tell me about it lol Perhaps I'll find out which neighbors and go over there and calmy explain their food is terrible and now that they live in the south, they need to assimilate to real food and using seasoning and that butter is a staple item and how to use it lol