Best way to get that skinny 80s rock star physique?

[Matt300ZXT]

So I was sitting here in my guitar room last night shredding out some licks and probably annoying the neighbors and I saw my reflection in the window and was like eww, I've let myself go. I need to fix this.

I figured this might be a fun poll to raise everyone's spirits since brother @Techdeth's new amp may or may not have died in a freak power pole accident.

 

[Techdeth]

I’m scrawny af now lol
And my amp should be fun . Looks like the keg outside broke to my house. But knock on wood lol
Btw you guys are the best . You can’t make this shit up lol

 

[Geo]

We need an all the above option.

 

[VonBonfire]

You come over to my place Matt I'll get you in shape while you harvest next winter's firewood.

 

[shar-vell Dan]

Back to 1985 bishes. My six pack abs are a 30 pack nao lol. I used to do 1000 crunches a day.
Fire up da gape van ---

 

[311boogieman]

 

[Matt300ZXT]

You come over to my place Matt I'll get you in shape while you harvest next winter's firewood.

That sounds like a lot of work. I think I'll just stick to the cocaine.

Totally unrelated, but does anyone here sell cocaine?

 

[Findthetone1]

I used to do 1000 crunches a day

Only a 1000? Seems a little shy for you.

 

[Geo]

Back to 1985 bishes. My six pack abs are a 30 pack nao lol. I used to do 1000 crunches a day.
Fire up da gape van ---

This is my hand truck.

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My hand truck is my best friend.

It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my hand truck is useless.

Without my hand truck, I am useless.

I must wheel my hand truck true.

I must wheel my hand truck straighter than my enemy, who is trying to out gig me.

I must out wheel him before he out wheels me.

Before god I swear this creed.

My hand truck and me are defenders of this gig.

We are the masters of our Monday night gig.

We are the saviors of the gigging world.

So be it... until there are no more gigs, just peace.

Amen.

 

[VonBonfire]

Only a 1000? Seems a little shy for you.

I prefer HEALTH brand bars myself:

 

[japetus]

I prefer HEALTH brand bars myself:
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I would suggest Bangs Root Beer once or twice a month

 

[VonBonfire]

I would suggest Bangs Root Beer once or twice a monthView attachment 397105

You are leaking my spanguage. I love having some Barq's around in the summer.

 

[japetus]

You are leaking my spanguage. I love having some Barq's around in the summer.

Bangs is pretty darn good. I am going with this right now, it's nice.

 

[japetus]

Belgian brown sour beers mmmm

 

[VonBonfire]

Belgian brown sour beers mmmm View attachment 397109

That's too dark for my blood. Just gimme the cheap stuff.

 

[japetus]

That's too dark for my blood. Just gimme the cheap stuff.

It's only 4.5% but it's all good VB I always keep a couple ice cold Kings around, this is STL after all

 

[VonBonfire]

It's only 4.5% but it's all good VB I always keep a couple ice cold Kings around, this is STL after allView attachment 397110

I quit drinking anheuser products thanks to their poor choice in advertising. I usually go with a Miller or a Modelo at the quikkie mart but if I'm at my favorite club Shiner Blonde all the way.

 

[japetus]

I quit drinking anheuser products thanks to their poor choice in advertising. I usually go with a Miller or a Modelo at the quikkie mart but if I'm at my favorite club Shiner Blonde all the way.

They all support trans globohomo shit it's shit beer

 

[Findthetone1]

I hear these are selling out at all the Starbucks locations

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Best answer is of course cocaine.

After that I wood recommend 18:6 intermittent fasting and calisthenics.