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Damn. Didn’t realise who I was talking to. We’ve got Lightning Cockrings over here.

No. Slow and less is the blues way Daniel san . CAPS ON, caps off.

But seriously. No wonder you play the blues. You’ve been a slave to this site. Your thumbs must be exhausted.

Holy shit. I never looked at that before. I’ve been having a shame spiral over my excessive posting lately. How does one even post 14k posts in that amount of time. VonBotFarm more like it.

Good thinking. I’ll take that avatar of The Kid with me. No, wait!

Nope. And I never will now! (😉 Come to poppa.)

Ok. Hopefully she asks me a question at some stage and I know what to do now. Just got to stay strong and not crumble.

To be honest, I want to know your secret! How are you getting this much attention from the only woman on this site. Apparently girls being mean is how they show they like you. I read it.

I travel for work constantly. Always have a pack of baby wipes. Also handy for cleaning my hands. I also have kids. I can’t even imagine how sticky my kids would be on every outing without them. They’d probably just be walking around with an entire ant colony covering them.

Actually does that translate in America? Roll means rob someone. Now I think it sounds like I wanted to just roll toilet paper down a hill or something. Actually that would be fun!

I was actually hoping we would slip a little further into lawlessness so I could wait for people to buy all the paper, then just roll them in the car park.

Haven’t seen it. I’ll have to check it out.

No guns?

I don’t particularly want to start this conversation, but it really is hard to look around some days and realise all these people think they have a clean ass after using just toilet paper. I don’t think I want these people sitting on my couch. At least baby wipes. Don’t tell me we are out of...

It’s probably the picture of Brad Pitt that you have fallen for. Don’t let it fool you.

I wish. I’ve learnt so much from him. I’ve been playing inferior strats with their vintage radius and toneful bridge and single coils. No wonder I sounded like that amateur Hendrix. I should have been playing a Charvel with its superior locking trem this whole time.

Actually maybe a Zen Drive would be more suited. My lack of culture and blues sophistication is showing. Sorry guys, I grew up poor, not rich like a good blues player should. @SmuggNorris Zen Drive or Timmy? Milkman amp or Fuchs? I can’t afford a Dumble or vintage Fender right now.

Hurry up dude. My blues jam got cancelled last night. I found another one. I’ve got like 2 weeks to learn what the blues is. At this stage I was planning on playing George Lynch Dokken licks, but with a Klon clone. Watching Crossroads tonight to understand the etiquette at a blues jam. (the...

I actually think he was a member of Prince’s band at one stage.

Don’t even have a conscience with this kind of thing. Imagine it’s 2020 and you need stockpile of toilet paper kind of scenario. Fuck your fellow man.