RIFF WARZ!!! April Showers bring Mayday! TheBiggestJerk vs VonBonfire vs ???

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Eazy-ESP said:
I don’t particularly want to start this conversation, but it really is hard to look around some days and realise all these people think they have a clean ass after using just toilet paper.

I don’t think I want these people sitting on my couch. At least baby wipes. Don’t tell me we are out of the dark ages, we are still living in them!
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The plan is that you wake up and poop. the only poop of the day. Things don't always go as planned. Especially when you travel.
 
Eazy-ESP said:
I was actually hoping we would slip a little further into lawlessness so I could wait for people to buy all the paper, then just roll them in the car park.
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Actually does that translate in America? Roll means rob someone. Now I think it sounds like I wanted to just roll toilet paper down a hill or something. Actually that would be fun!
 
SpiderWars said:
The plan is that you wake up and poop. the only poop of the day. Things don't always go as planned. Especially when you travel.
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I travel for work constantly. Always have a pack of baby wipes. Also handy for cleaning my hands. I also have kids. I can’t even imagine how sticky my kids would be on every outing without them. They’d probably just be walking around with an entire ant colony covering them.
 
Chick Norris said:
Congrats @TheBiggestJerk on your easy victory over Little Boy Blues!
Even with 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000:1 odds in your favor, a win is a win.
May your enemies forever know the wrath of such mighty facial hair, my clip posting brother!
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Smash said:
I will be damned if that biker doesnt kinda look like @TheBiggestJerk in the eyes a bit
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A little bit with the glasses.
Chick Norris said:
Congrats @TheBiggestJerk on your easy victory over Little Boy Blues!
Even with 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000:1 odds in your favor, a win is a win.
May your enemies forever know the wrath of such mighty facial hair, my clip posting brother!
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I should really trim it.
 
thegame said:
HOLY WARZ!!! VonBonFire vs Dave Mustaine is on! This isn’t about guitar playing, no no no. Who’s the bigger pseudo Christian? Winner gets declared ultimate pseudofile!
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Long as you don't call.me a Canadian we're cool. :LOL:
 
Chick Norris said:
Congrats @TheBiggestJerk on your easy victory over Little Boy Blues!
Even with 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000:1 odds in your favor, a win is a win.
May your enemies forever know the wrath of such mighty facial hair, my clip posting brother!
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A W is a W, and an L is an L

As the immortal philosopher Rasheed Wallace said;

"Ball don't lie."
 
Eazy-ESP said:
I remember my friend telling me what it meant when I was about 20. It was at an age where I thought I’d heard it all and knew everything. My world was rocked that day and I’ve probably never been able to enjoy life quite the same since.
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Two girls, one Feltch.

A new Friedman 2 in 1 coming soon to your nearest dealer.
 
VonBonfire said:
If your idea of blues is limited to I-IV-V then it's time to activate your imagination.
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Oh no! Please don’t go II, VI, 1 on me. I don’t think I could take the palpitations. If you dare to throw in a substitution I swear I’ll get the vapors.
 
skoora said:
Oh no! Please don’t go II, VI, 1 on me. I don’t think I could take the palpitations. If you dare to throw in a substitution I swear I’ll get the vapors.
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Are we talking 8 bar, 12, bar, 16 bar, 17 bar? How long are you holding the one chord for and when you switch are you going to go to the IV or are you gonna jump to the V and for how long? Are we doing a quick change? Ever subbed a dom 7 for that minor 2nd? You see, you are only limited by your imagination and your chops. Blues is a feeling, not a formula.
 
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