Boy howdy, Duncan will give just anyone a signature pickup. Oh you like playing the JB? Well, how about we give it 2 less winds of copper? Even though it sounds exactly like a JB, it is technically different, and we'll just slap your name on it!
I'm surprised 9 people on here don't have...
You can always rip out the quick connect, wire in real electronics along with some DiMarzios 😎 you dont even have to get dubbel kreems and I'll still let you join the DiMarzio Dubbel Kreem Brotherhood.
I'm going to go to the bars this weekend and tell chicks I won the Rig Talk Neo Soul Guitarist Of The Week Award and see if I can't get me some strange.
I have a soldering iron and lots of solder and good with my hands. If any of my guitars needed it, I'd go balls deep and do it. All I need to do it is fret pullers and then nippers to clip off the excess fret wire. Also, I could use radius gauges so I make sure to order the proper...
I wore tan shorts to work today, if that counts. Also, with a light powder blue pole shirt. I could only be more pretentious if I had worn my yacht snob shorts.
Oh yeah, I also literally used a hand truck today...
It is with great self reflection and introspection that I humbly accept this award. Everyone had some interesting takes on the guitar that weren't tired metal cliches and I can really see the people on this forum slowly coming around to accepting that there is more to guitar than sweep picking...
True, it's getting out of hand. One time I recorded a video while I was taking a shit. Naturally, it was from the shoulders up, but you could tell by the bathroom sink in the shot, the sounds, also I flat out said I was taking a shit while recording. The next day it was taken down and I had a...
And now they're fish food. I actually watched a documentary on that the other day. The sheer hubris of that man and alllllll the corners he cut and all the warnings and red flags he willfully ignored is insane.
There was a person running for local office around here years ago, Stacy Swallows. I was like wow, who's her opponent? Debbie Takesituptheass? Turns out, ol Stacy was a dude lol