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[Floyd Eye]

Of the threads on page 1 of OT are retarded Dan meme threads.

“Those are rookie numbers” - The Kid.

 

[shar-vell Dan]

There is a 300% tariff on Dan threads. Pay up.

 

[Floyd Eye]

Tariffs are paid by who issues them.

 

[shar-vell Dan]

Tariffs don't cost anyone anything i saw some guy dressed like orange fruit say that on the internet.

 

[Floyd Eye]

Tariffs don't cost anyone anything i saw some guy painted like orange fruit say that on the internet.

Then it’s a moo point.

Like a cow’s opinion. It simply doesn’t matter.

 

[MadAsAHatter]

Then it’s a moo point.

Like a cow’s opinion. It simply udderly doesn’t matter.

FIFY

 

[Geo]

Well it's obvious, the only thing he can run is his mouth.

 

[VonBonfire]

Well it's obvious, the only thing he can run is his mouth.

Go ahead and say what you think but the truth is Dan knows his way around a hand truck.

 

[theclev]

Then it’s a moo point.

Like a cow’s opinion. It simply doesn’t matter.

FIFY

Sounds like you guys have a real beef with this Dan guy.

 

[Geo]

Go ahead and say what you think but the truth is Dan knows his way around a hand truck.

It's been a while since we posted the hand truck oath:

This is my hand truck.

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My hand truck is my best friend.

It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my hand truck is useless.

Without my hand truck, I am useless.

I must wheel my hand truck true.

I must wheel my hand truck straighter than my enemy, who is trying to out gig me.

I must out wheel him before he out wheels me.

Before god I swear this creed.

My hand truck and me are defenders of this gig.

We are the masters of our Monday night gig.

We are the saviors of the gigging world.

So be it... until there are no more gigs, just peace.

Amen.

 

[VonBonfire]

It's been a while since we posted the hand truck oath:

This is my hand truck.

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My hand truck is my best friend.

It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my hand truck is useless.

Without my hand truck, I am useless.

I must wheel my hand truck true.

I must wheel my hand truck straighter than my enemy, who is trying to out gig me.

I must out wheel him before he out wheels me.

Before god I swear this creed.

My hand truck and me are defenders of this gig.

We are the masters of our Monday night gig.

We are the saviors of the gigging world.

So be it... until there are no more gigs, just peace.

Amen.

Imagine loving hand trucks more than anything and then realizing you've been left behind by the world when you see dudes forming leagues to race riding lawn mowers.

 

[311boogieman]

And this was before the weekend. He needs his own subforum. Like cable boy.

 

[Floyd Eye]

Sounds like you guys have a real beef with this Dan guy.

I got no beef with Dan. It's a free-ish country.

 

[The~Kid]

I got no beef with Dan. It's a free-ish country.

Yeah shar-vell Dan is free to support Iranian Terrorism and Terrorist and hate America nvm support Transgender Socialist Communist.......

 

[Floyd Eye]

FIFY

Udderly.

 

[theclev]

I got no beef with Dan. It's a free-ish country.

Hey man, I'm just here for the cow puns. Let's stable this for now.

 

[VonBonfire]

Let's stable this for now.

Sounds like a bull shit suggestion to me.

 

[MadAsAHatter]

Sounds like a bull shit suggestion to me.

I herd that.

 

[311boogieman]

Sounds like a nothing burger to me.

 

[JDs Couch]

Of the threads on page 1 of OT are retarded Dan meme threads.

“Those are rookie numbers” - The Kid.

Surely I can top that.