
napalmdeath
Well-known member
Man, that's The Gear Page in a nutshell.
You take the cake homie.Missing:
1. The modeling snob who thinks modelers are the be all-end all and can literally cop any tone. "Heh, welcome to the 21st century boomer!"
2. The import snob who pretends that anyone who buys anything expensive is a retard. The only possible reason is because they've been duped! "My Squier Affinity sounds just as good as that custom shop!"
3. The one brand snob. "The only reason anyone on earth doesn't like Mesa Boogie is because of (deep breath) USER ERROR!!!12@" This isn't limited to boogies - see the "if it doesn't have a Marshall logo" chaps.
4. The jazz/theory snob. "If you can't hear the Picardy third in the transition, you don't deserve that two rock" common on tgp
5. The offset shitter. "Wow, I'm so impressed that impelliteri can play that many notes. Did you catch the newest tiny desk on YouTube? I have 504 caraline guitar company and EQD pedals." Common on tgp.
All this takes is getting in the mix with talented local musicians a couple of times to rear it’s ugly head.I just never want to be that guy that has more gear than ability. Like I never want the gear to play me, I want to always command the notes through the gear. I feel I’m pushing that limit even now and May downsize, but I’m comfortable with where I’m at sonically and technically.
I'm probably that guy ?I just never want to be that guy that has more gear than ability. Like I never want the gear to play me, I want to always command the notes through the gear. I feel I’m pushing that limit even now and May downsize, but I’m comfortable with where I’m at sonically and technically.
All this takes is getting in the mix with talented local musicians a couple of times to rear it’s ugly head.
I kinda/sorta’ was that guy you typed about.
I remember having a Kingsley Tone Baron
with pre-rola H30’s that I was gleaming
through my inner landscapes with,but
it wasn’t coming through the speakers.
And it wasn’t the guitar, amp or speakers
holding my abilities back.
This reality surfaces very quickly.
The answer is not, “buy more gear and hideout more on boutique gear forums to feel whole
about it”…
Gear acquisition syndrome is but a symptom of
the underlying truth’s the player just can’t accept,
add the “more molecule” and the never ending story begins.
Hey, you wouldn’t happen to know of an ampThat's always the weird part about gear forums
You never know if the person you're talking to actually PLAYS guitar, or they just fuck around and spend money to flex on gear forums
Hey, you wouldn’t happen to know of an amp
that has big Two Rock cleans, Stones’y edge of break-up, Mesa Boogie palm mutes and
classic Marshall upper mid range, all at tv volume’s?
And it MUST feel like it’s boosted even though it’s
not boosted, when I want it boosted at bedroom amp volumes?
Seriously though, TGP is heavily littered with
bedroom amp volume questions & suggestions,
it’s gotten outta hand actually.
Hey Dan, how come we literally never see
obsessive compulsive master volume questions
here on RigTalk????
Here’s a truth....I find the more I use all this stuff for its actual intended purpose, the less stuff I need....Because everyone here will tell that hypothetical question asker the truth ?
Plus rig talk has people who actually play their guitars....I know, it's mind blowing lol ?
Here’s a truth....I find the more I use all this stuff for its actual intended purpose, the less stuff I need....
A 4x12 cab? What are you, some kind of animal? Anyway, back to TGP, we are having a symposium on what type of leather handle sounds best..full or top grain. And don't EVEN come at me with that "Corinthian leather" business...we all know the story behind that!View attachment 110558
I never got fired for that! Guess that’s why I never go to TaGP. That and I cannot stand the amount of nerd minutia about some rando small builder guitar’s percentage of nickel in the frets crap…
I just never want to be that guy that has more gear than ability.
I think what they actually meant was "the effect of strap ons and guitar". They are progressive dudes that still care about haunting mids.The absolute craziest TGP thread I saw was "the effect of guitar straps on tone" and it was a "serious" discussion about which material sounded the best etc.![]()
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A 4x12 cab? What are you, some kind of animal? Anyway, back to TGP, we are having a symposium on what type of leather handle sounds best..full or top grain. And don't EVEN come at me with that "Corinthian leather" business...we all know the story behind that!View attachment 110558
The absolute craziest TGP thread I saw was "the effect of guitar straps on tone" and it was a "serious" discussion about which material sounded the best etc.![]()
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Has anyone ever brought two 4x12s to a gig and without even turning it on or plugging in, received flak from FOH or the likes?