1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

[70 Mach 1]

why in the hell would anyone want that job?
you can even take a shit for the rest of your life with a crew of secret servicemen around you.

try to have naughty naughty time with the wife and theyre right outside the door.

put on some porn when you can and they know what youre up to

give me my privacy and im perfectly happy being a nobody

I can walk down the street and no one looks up

 

[Findthetone1]

Right now, being there means 24/7 access to pudding.

 

[Bluesuede]

Well, there used to be a really good Tower Records location at 2001 Pennsylvania Ave, a short walk from from the White House. I don't know what perks there are now.

 

[CRAIG4FSU]

Right now, being there means 24/7 access to pudding.

and the best jello selection EVER!

 

[84superchamp]

I wonder if they even have an underground shooting range? A private McDonalds? Voting machine?
A Clinton private burial site?

 

[japetus]

I wonder if they even have an underground shooting range? A private McDonalds? Voting machine?
A Clinton private burial site?

There is a gigantic store in the lower level of the White House. It looks like a mini Wal Mart. There is everything...clothes, toys, food. It's pretty crazy.

 

[84superchamp]

There is a gigantic store in the lower level of the White House. It looks like a mini Wal Mart. There is everything...clothes, toys, food. It's pretty crazy.

I always pictured Dubya Bush in a secret room playing Top Gun Combat Zone.

 

[70 Mach 1]

There is a gigantic store in the lower level of the White House. It looks like a mini Wal Mart. There is everything...clothes, toys, food. It's pretty crazy.

Don't forget the condoms.
There's a lot of action going on inside those walls