Apparently the average man cries 14 times a year

[ZEEGLER]

This can't be true. What are you guys crying about?

There must be something wrong with me.

 

[nightlight]

$5k Suhrs and Wizards.

 

[SoooRad]

"I still have to wait 9 years for my Larry"

"I wish there were more VH threads"

"I wish there were less VH threads"

"The person who modded my Marshall is out of 'vogue'"

"Mark Cameron stole my heart and then my money"

 

[SoooRad]

I need 9 more reasons.

 

[Mike Oxhuge]

I'm crying because I can't find an amp that both can nail Politician tones and match my living room decor. It's just all so hard man.

 

[phillybhatesme]

I cry at happy events way too often. Fuck, I cried on Sunday watching some dude play the guitar; it was beautiful.
I cried when Rachel said, "I got off the plane."
I tear when I think about my friends who've died recently.
I cried when my dad died.

I'm probably bringing the average up for those of you guys that don't cry.

 

[Floyd Eye]

I cannot remember ever crying. I assume I did when I was like 3.

 

[thegame]

Big deal. Kyle Bull cries about 14 times per video

 

[Tone Monster]

I cry periodically. 99% of the time it has to do with little kids struggling or DAMN those troops returning home or surprising loved ones/kids gets me EVERYTIME!!

 

[ZEEGLER]

My eyes got a little damp recently at the end of a Dean Koontz book I was reading. The last time I actually cried for real was when I had to take my cat to be put to sleep. That was like 4 years ago. I also cried when my ex said she was leaving me, but that turned out to be because I was scared I was gonna lose my house. I didn't though.

 

[311boogieman]

I cried briefly when my brother died in '04. But before that - can't remember.



oh and also this -

 

[japetus]

I cry when I masturbate

 

[JimAnsell2]

I take mushrooms maybe once a month, and have been for about a year.
I'm usually good now, but the first few times i took them alone, i never cried harder in my life.
it felt like i was mourning the death of everyone i ever knew in my life all at once. Those mushroom experiences have helped me become comfortable expressing my emotions in a healthy way so that i don't bottle shit up and have a bad trip like that ever again. So i don't hold back if i feel sad and tears well up, i let that shit out. I cry at sad parts of movies or tv series' if the acting is good and the scenario is thought provoking enough. Having 3 kids also turned me into a giant emotional softee. I tear up sometimes just watching my kids play and be happy because my own childhood was so unhappy.

 

[ZEEGLER]

My girlfriend says that I probably don't cry much because of my 'tism.

I mean, I may be slightly on the spectrum, but I'm not an automaton.

Maybe a little like this guy.

 

[shar-vell Dan]

Ive been sewn up B4 by a Dr. w/ little to none local. That will make your eyes water

 

[DanTravis62]

I take mushrooms maybe once a month, and have been for about a year.
I'm usually good now, but the first few times i took them alone, i never cried harder in my life.
it felt like i was mourning the death of everyone i ever knew in my life all at once. Those mushroom experiences have helped me become comfortable expressing my emotions in a healthy way so that i don't bottle shit up and have a bad trip like that ever again. So i don't hold back if i feel sad and tears well up, i let that shit out. I cry at sad parts of movies or tv series' if the acting is good and the scenario is thought provoking enough. Having 3 kids also turned me into a giant emotional softee. I tear up sometimes just watching my kids play and be happy because my own childhood was so unhappy.

Good lord man, that's a lot of mushrooms

I've done them before too, but never had an experience like that before

I'm somewhere between @Floyd Eye and @311boogieman - that is, I have cried a couple times, but it was when my FIL was murdered and when St Anger came out.

 

[70 Mach 1]

i guess im not average.
at least that is what all the females tell me.

last time i teared up is when when Ralph Kiner died. I grew up with his voice doing Mets games

 

[Findthetone1]

I only cry in the rain.

 

[ZEN Amps]

When a non-Larry thread starts, then Larry is mentioned... and I just know a disturbing photoshopped image is imminent.

 

[thegame]

This one was good for 14 cries, pretty much one per song but 3 just for Nothing Else Matters