Are You A Better Guitar Player Than... Episode V

[VonBonfire]

You avoid answering because you don't know the answer. It's your go to. Good luck with all of that. I'm done wasting my time with you, clip thief.

Go dig it up and post it here and I'll tell you. I'm not going to sort through your lesson material for you just cause you're a tYc00n. I want a cheap big beer from the gas station for this, not your money.

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

God loves a cheerful giver, not one who gives out of obligation. I have shared with those whom I have felt the call to share with. Some people here unfortunately fall outside that.

You're the last person who should open their mouth about God or guitar.

 

[Smash]

Your vibrato is like your posts:
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I just want to hold that hand

 

[VonBonfire]

You're the last person who should open their mouth about God or guitar.

And you are the first person who opens their mouth about everything.

 

[VonBonfire]

I just want to hold that hand

Bring gloves, it's cold as a witch's tit.

 

[Smash]

Bring gloves, it's cold as a witch's tit.

I bring satan's hellfire in my blood. Shake my hand sometime. It is like i ate the sun

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

Von, is a 30 second blues vibrato off agreeable to you?

You'll notice how he avoids answering. It's his go to.
Much like telling me I need to work on my vibrato in a clip where there is none
Literally he has said it over a dozen times. Holy shit what a fraud.
Some professional musician he is.

 

[VonBonfire]

I'm done wasting my time with you

I thought this day would never come!

You never know, if you'd just shut up for a few weeks, I might even post a clip!!!

 

[Smash]

Today i kind of overdressed for my job. I was thinking of stepbrothers where they dress in tuxedos to a job interview

Just goes to show you can dress up a turd. But it is still a turd

 

[VonBonfire]

Today i kind of overdressed for my job. I was thinking of stepbrothers where they dress in tuxedos to a job interview

I haven't even put a shirt on yet today.

 

[japetus]

Today i kind of overdressed for my job. I was thinking of stepbrothers where they dress in tuxedos to a job interview
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Just goes to show you can dress up a turd. But it is still a turd

LOOKIN REAL JACKED BABY

 

[japetus]

I'll do a down by the fucking Mississippi river sunburnt driving home now because of tornado watch slide vibrato off

 

[Sick Michael]

I'll play along...

Dig

 

[Sick Michael]

Im game..

 

[NeubyWanKaneuby]

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They facing off against these guys?

 

[stephen sawall]

I wrote this song about ten days ago. Recorded Saturday on a phone by the bass players wife. I improvise all solos.

 

[Chick Norris]

Awesome to see some fresh clips.
These ones are a few weeks old, but not stale yet.

 

[thegame]

I think chugg would be the closest i could compete with. I tried to call him out on a riff war, but he didnt have a way to record

False. He always finds a way to add to his criminal record

 

[tallcoolone]

I wrote this song about ten days ago. Recorded Saturday on a phone by the bass players wife. I improvise all solos.

Good stuff man. Took my mind off of this awful Celtics--errr..Knick game

That is one cool ass bass guitar

 

[NowYou'rePlayingWithPower]

Awesome to see some fresh clips.
These ones are a few weeks old, but not stale yet.

You seem pretty confident in the poll. @japetus is going to show you how it's done.