Axl Rose robbed of $200K in jewelry

[Kapo_Polenton]

How can they still be touring that shit album anyway? Isn't it 5+ years old??

 

[glpg80]

Seriously... what kinds of mirrors do these guys have that they don't look into it and see a completely fake, worthless, idiotic piece of crap?!?!?

"Mmmm... yeah. Need some more bling right there. Yeah... that's badass. I'm such a badass. Every I touch instantly turns to 24K gold. Even my smelly piles of excrement are golden and if people knew what was good for them, they'd scarf it right up!"

 

[Shark Diver]

Haha, 200k in jewelry? What a fuckin nancy.

I was thinking the same thing. I didn't know guys had that much in jewelry.

I know a dude with a watch that is worth more than that. Very OC.

 

[thiswaythatway]

I bet the thief trades it all in for a bunch of Slash t-shirts.

Shit wiith 200K you can buy yourself an awefully nice old LP.

But too bad for all of us that he didn't spend that 200k on singing lessons.

 

[aftec]

200k? That's exactly 0.01 seconds of Chinese Democracy

 

[maddnotez]

Best news I have heard all day...Good job, to the theif, normally I am against theft..BUT since this douchebag is a true theif then Good...Im glad, Screw you Axl

 

[OUTLAW1969]

Associated Press: "French police arrested a woman in connection with the theft of gold necklaces and diamonds worth around $200,000 (160,000 euros) from Guns N' Roses frontman Axl Rose."

........Hopefully she is a Slash fan!

 

[Musician78]

Haha, 200k in jewelry? What a fuckin nancy.

I was thinking the same thing. I didn't know guys had that much in jewelry.

I know a dude with a watch that is worth more than that. Very OC.

No joke?? Is it solid gold?

 

[gtr31]

How can they still be touring that shit album anyway? Isn't it 5+ years old??

Because the record company NEEDS to keep him on the road another five years to come close to only taking a marginal loss on the recording of Chinese democracy

 

[kissmyace]

Did they check under his belly ???

 

[Phrygian]

Would have been even better if it said "...police took 3 hours to respond..." haha

 

[Shark Diver]

Haha, 200k in jewelry? What a fuckin nancy.

I was thinking the same thing. I didn't know guys had that much in jewelry.

I know a dude with a watch that is worth more than that. Very OC.

No joke?? Is it solid gold?

I don't even think that's super up there. Some dudes collect watches and they fetch a lot.

I have a cell phone for a watch .

Except my dive watch

 

[joepete77]

I normally feel for someone who gets it but in the case of some multi millionaire rockstar or the Hollywood type then I think it's great. Would be better if the thief posted a YouTube vid of melting the jewelry down and donating the cash to charity.

 

[MississippiMetal]

Assh'l Pose must not have known how picky the french are about fashion. Someone probably thought it was costume jewelry and threw it in the trash.


I'm expecting to see this headline tomorrow though:


YAHOO NEWS:

Paris, FR.

Guns & Roses Singer Axl Rose reported today that his $200,000 in jewelry, originally reported missing and assumed stolen after a concert in Paris, has been found. Rose stated the jewelry fell out during a bowel movement. It was at this time that Rose realized the necklaces must have remained up his ass when he removed his head to sing during the paris concert. "Slash is a doodyface!", said Axl when asked how successful he projected the rest of the tour to be.

 

[jlbaxe]

Relax, it was reported that Axle traded the jewelry for some Royal Burgers late at night due to his atm card being declined for lack of funds.

 

[Marshall Law]

Update: Axl's stolen jewelry returned!

According to RTL.fr, a young woman was placed into police custody earlier today (Wednesday, June 6) after she admitted having taken $200,000 worth of jewelry belonging to GUNS N' ROSES lead singer Axl Rose.

The young model, whose identity was not revealed, told the police that she drank too much and inadvertently put Rose's three gold-and-diamond necklaces in her handbag, realizing her mustake only after waking up at lunchtime. She subsequently returned the items to a police station in central Paris.

The theft reportedly occurred after GUNS N' ROSES' June 5 concert in Paris, France during a private party at an area guarded by the frontman's personal security team. The singer, who was not wearing the items at the time, was said to be "furious."

About 130 invited guests and members of Axl's entourage were allowed into the lounge where the jewelry was stolen.

Update care of Blabbermouth

 

[Greg Riley]

So true.. I can see that

Odds that they go back to france, and he stands up the audience to "punish France"...

100%

 

[Musician78]

Haha, 200k in jewelry? What a fuckin nancy.

I was thinking the same thing. I didn't know guys had that much in jewelry.

I know a dude with a watch that is worth more than that. Very OC.

No joke?? Is it solid gold?

I don't even think that's super up there. Some dudes collect watches and they fetch a lot.

I have a cell phone for a watch .

Except my dive watch

Probably not. But still bizarre. Maybe if I could afford things like that I wouldn't think so.

 

[thegreattailz]

Haha, 200k in jewelry? What a fuckin nancy.

I was thinking the same thing. I didn't know guys had that much in jewelry.

Duh

 

[tripstan]

I bet the thief trades it all in for a bunch of Slash t-shirts.

Shit wiith 200K you can buy yourself an awefully nice old LP.

But too bad for all of us that he didn't spend that 200k on singing lessons.

Beat me to it! This is exactly what I was thinking