Better Than a Lap Dance?

[Metlupass2]

I pulled these beauties off the wall for the first time in a few weeks and decided to give them a little wipe down with the trusty olde Dunlop no. 65 Guitar Polish.

 

[skoora]

But Dude! Didn't you see that video where anyone who uses guitar polish is a "Dumb Motherfucker"

 

[Metlupass2]

Then I must be the dumbest mother fucker cause I love the stuff!

 

[skoora]

Then I must be the dumbest mother fucker cause I love the stuff!

I hear ya! You may have already seen this but here goes...Jump to about 12 minutes if you want to hear opinons on polish

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[Metlupass2]

LOL...I've never seen that but its funny as shit.

 

[Zap]

Then I must be the dumbest mother fucker cause I love the stuff!

I hear ya! You may have already seen this but here goes...Jump to about 12 minutes if you want to hear opinons on polish

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Fuck that creep and fuck him telling me to put water on my rosewood.

[Ventura]

Fuck that creep and fuck him telling me to put water on my rosewood.

Thank you Zap. 100% completely concur.

Look, opinions are opinions - I get it - but don't mar overall humanity with some derelict goofball who has a penchant for poorly timed profanities. Guy needs to be removed from the gene pool. Plain and simple. He's a disgrace.

And no, I'm not getting all mature and shit on y'all

 

[daver101]

Wow, I couldn't be in a room with that d-bag for more than a minute.......

 

[daver101]

...but I LOVE those guitars!

 

[Zap]

Fuck that creep and fuck him telling me to put water on my rosewood.

Thank you Zap. 100% completely concur.

Look, opinions are opinions - I get it - but don't mar overall humanity with some derelict goofball who has a penchant for poorly timed profanities. Guy needs to be removed from the gene pool. Plain and simple. He's a disgrace.

And no, I'm not getting all mature and shit on y'all

Initially, I only watched it a bit from 12 minutes on. I just listened to it from 0 to 8 and then stopped when I felt like I was losing brain cells. That said... I didn't realize just how profanity laden his schtick was. Kinda makes me regret my original comment and wish I trashed him in a more eloquent manner, like you did, Ventura. I'll take the time to do so now.

He's calling people names who disagree with him, yet he's too much of a lazy, unkempt slob to tune both guitars to pitch for his inane video? Maybe it was just the difference in pitch, but I guessed which was Rosewood and which was Maple without watching, and I'm half deaf in my right ear. That's not even taking video sound quality, among other variables, into consideration either. It's too bad procreation licenses aren't necessary, but judging from his subpar intelligence that relies on the phrase, "mother fucker", in order to attempt to convey a point, homeless appearance, and polarizing personality, I think it's safe to say that society has nothing to worry about. I'd much rather listen to EJ go on and on about Duracells and Energizers for an hour than listen to this guy for another 30 seconds.

 

[Tone Zone]

Beautiful Suhr you have there!

 

[jcj]

Fuck that creep and fuck him telling me to put water on my rosewood.

Thank you Zap. 100% completely concur.

Look, opinions are opinions - I get it - but don't mar overall humanity with some derelict goofball who has a penchant for poorly timed profanities. Guy needs to be removed from the gene pool. Plain and simple. He's a disgrace.

And no, I'm not getting all mature and shit on y'all

Aren't you the same guy who was attempting to clown me for having a "murse", and insinuating it spoke to my sexuality?

Way to claim the moral high ground.

BTW- still anxiously awaiting those clips

 

[Ventura]

Oh jcj....

M'man, the "murse" bit was totally and completely in the context of what is called a "joke". And, all things considered, many of our fellow RT'ers enjoy some light-hearted "humor", whether open, or oft at times directed to them. I've been involved in several defaming conversations pertaining to my penchant for "little people". Yet, this doesn't bother me as I have what's commonly referred to as "a sense of humor".

I am amazed you're still hanging on to this "murse" episode (as I found it very Seinfeld'esque at the time), as the real humor and "clowning" (as you put it) was the fact that there was indeed, no murse. It's at this point, metaphorically speaking, where the snare drum goes pu'doomp'dooph with the high-hat going "tss!!". A punchline, the "epoch" moment of the running joke.

I'm sorry it's still bugging you. I can't rescind something that doesn't actually exist.

As for the clips, don't hold yer breath

 

[tripstan]

Are Scott Grove and RT member king crimson the same person?

 

[Metlupass2]

Guess this dude is a sore subject huh? Jeez.