Big scary spider!

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amiller":3efjq6er said:
One more bug story...I can't believe I almost forgot this one. :no:

Me and my girlfriend (wife now) are laying out in the sun in shorts on a blanket trying to catch some rays...we're both in our early twenties...who cares about skin cancer at that age. :lol: :LOL: Anyway, I'm about half asleep when I feel something crawling on my ankle. I remember seeing a few of those big black ants crawling around the blanket just before I lay down. I'm thinking, crap, I got an ant on my leg but I'm too sleepy to bother reaching down and brushing it off. Then I realize that the damn thing is moving up my leg...REALLY FAST. Holy crap, I didn't think they could move that fast. The next thing I know its on my back and before I get a chance to swat at it...SHIT, it just went into my ear. :no: :scared: I jumped up and went running toward the house all the while screaming "there's an ant in my ear, there's an ant in my ear!" I was terrified that it was going to bite my eardrum and destroy my hearing. I ran into the kitchen with my girlfriend following me. I could feel and HEAR it shuffling around inside my ear...this was scaring the hell out of me. Then, my girlfriend suggested putting some water into my ear to flush it out. I didn't have much confidence that putting water in my ear would have any effect...but, I was willing to try ANYTHING! My girlfriend got a tablespoon of water and while I leaned my head to one side she poured the water into my ear. Suddenly, she let out a loud piercing scream and jumped why back. I'm like, what the hell is the matter with you. She yelled out, "a spider just jumped out of your" ...HOLY CRAP! :no: :no:

No good freaking .... I HATE SPIDERS!!! :gethim: :gethim: :no:
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you got lucky

ever heard Rushtallica's cockroach story?
 
SCREW ALL OF YOU


I will NEVER read this thread again
 
A few weeks ago I was coming back around the neighborhood (there is a loop around our "community") on my jog. I had about a quarter mile left to go and I am dying. It's probably 105 degrees, I am completely out of shape, and the last leg of the route is uphill :lol: :LOL:. I start to hear this kind of dragging/rustling sound behind me so I look back. To my horror there is a tarantula about 8 inches in diameter chasing after me and actually gaining ground. I immediately began my best Usain Bolt impression and after about 50 feet it finally stopped. I haven't run that same route since. :lol: :LOL:
 
amiller":2uh4thva said:
Recluse spider bite picture:

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YIKES!!!!!!! I did not need to see that, we have Brown Recluse's all over down here :scared: :scared:
 
Cool thread and great pics dudes. I used to be a tree climber trimming the trees outta the
power lines for Teco Power here in Florida and one day I was up in large live oak about 40-50 feet
tied in and roping/removing a large limb over the power lines when I suddenlty felt
a couple of creatures crawling up my back and then one up my neck and BAM the
fucker bite me right on the neck-OUCH :(
So I let go of the saw and grabbed the bitch and crushed her in my bare hand, finished the cut
and glanced up and over and saw multiple webs... :thumbsdown:
Dudes, I stealth mission style came down my lifeline.Whew..
I had a gargantuan welt on my neck for two weeks.It hurt like all hell, got antibiotics
and creams and all was well.
The spider was a Banana spider which are fat,hairy and bigger than your hand.
Believe or not, I find spiders interesting, as long as they're not on my neck.
 
bds9487":q9ufqjj4 said:
mrp5150":q9ufqjj4 said:
vultures":q9ufqjj4 said:
I would have squashed the SHIT out of that bitch. So FUCKING SCARY HOLY SHIT
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I would be afraid to squash it in fear that some part of my skin would accidentally come in contact with it. Plus they look so gigantic I bet you can't even squash them. They're probably invincible. :no: :aww:
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Yea, you don't want to piss em off, they're pretty fast. Unlike spiders that use a web to catch their prey, apparently, Wolf spiders just chase em down, like wolves. Man, is that creepy or WHAT!
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Getting chased and tackled by a spider would certainly put a damper on my afternoon.
 
Man...I can handle just about anything........'cept SPIDERS!~ :no:
 
I'm seriously now sitting with my feet up in my chair. Thanks guys

Frolad is terrified :(
 
you think the spider is scary.
 

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Yeah looks like a wolf which is an American Tarantula. We have brown recluse in Md and my girl friend got bit in the pet store she managed. Her hand had a spot a little smaller than a dime rotting. she got a shot an antibiotics and was fine. Banana spiders will fuck up ur nervous system, we had them in PR when i lived there along with centipedes which would wrap around ur foot and bite and sting with there tail and cause great pain and your balls to swell so big you would want to cut them off. I found these this week in the yard. Enjoy!
 

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I have trap doors to take care of the pesky kids and salesmen. Leads to a pit of spikes. Works really well and the police are non the wiser! :D
 
In my neightborhood the police would help build the pit. The kids act like they live in the ghetto. Nice homes, water privlage neighborhood. LOL
 
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For a second, let's try to forget how ugly this cunt is OK? Let's consider that these muh-fuckahz can kill a bitch dead. And they're running around the backyard!?!?!?!?! Kiss all up and around my ass. I'd sell that crib and move to Alaska. I'd rather throw down with those vampires who come over for those 30 days of night. No way. Not this half-guinea.
 
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You've gotta be fucking kidding me. How do you eat in a house this things be chillin' in? You gotta KNOW!! that he's running around at night while you're asleep opening all the cereal boxes and rubbing one out on your Honey Nut Cheerios. I know that thing is licking every slice of wheat bread and putting it back in the package.

I swear to sweet, sweet baby Jesus I'm never looking at this thread again. I don't even know how I'm going to be able to shut the light off in this basement and run back up the stairs like a silly bitch.
 
dfrattaroli":2cr12uvl said:
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You've gotta be fucking kidding me. How do you eat in a house this things be chillin' in? You gotta KNOW!! that he's running around at night while you're asleep opening all the cereal boxes and rubbing one out on your Honey Nut Cheerios. I know that thing is licking every slice of wheat bread and putting it back in the package.

I swear to sweet, sweet baby Jesus I'm never looking at this thread again. I don't even know how I'm going to be able to shut the light off in this basement and run back up the stairs like a silly bitch.
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i shaking like a bitch right now.
Austrailia's really scaring me now.
 
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