Boys (and a few girls), I'm living it up

[Shreddy Mercury]

I just got up here today to the new place in Crossville, TN and got most of my essentials up here and going to rough it a few days before heading back to Chattanooga for a little longer before I officially head up here.

I'm sitting on a chair on the back deck overlooking the private lake and the only noise is geese honking, an occasional dog bark, crickets, and very distance faint cars. I'm sitting here drinking a cold Modelo and it's probably mid 60s here.

Should I:
A: go crank the Budda Superdrive 80 stack
B: go crank the Landry Lexi through my Greenback 4x12
C: not be a dick towards the entire neighborhood and just relax with my beer

 

[VonBonfire]

I just got up here today to the new place in Crossville, TN and got most of my essentials up here and going to rough it a few days before heading back to Chattanooga for a little longer before I officially head up here.

I'm sitting on a chair on the back deck overlooking the private lake and the only noise is geese honking, an occasional dog bark, crickets, and very distance faint cars. I'm sitting here drinking a cold Modelo and it's probably mid 60s here.

Should I:
A: go crank the Budda Superdrive 80 stack
B: go crank the Landry Lexi through my Greenback 4x12
C: not be a dick towards the entire neighborhood and just relax with my beer

Before I answer your question with impeccable precision, was that a modelo especial or a negro modelo?

I myself was recently drinking a 32oz especial out on the deck yakking on the phone. There were no geese honking but some mexicans must be smashing some pinatas or something down there because it sounds like a fiesta is taking place.

Whatever amp is louder, crank that one. And then call the police and say your neighbors are playing their music too loud.

 

[japetus]

I just got up here today to the new place in Crossville, TN and got most of my essentials up here and going to rough it a few days before heading back to Chattanooga for a little longer before I officially head up here.

I'm sitting on a chair on the back deck overlooking the private lake and the only noise is geese honking, an occasional dog bark, crickets, and very distance faint cars. I'm sitting here drinking a cold Modelo and it's probably mid 60s here.

Should I:
A: go crank the Budda Superdrive 80 stack
B: go crank the Landry Lexi through my Greenback 4x12
C: not be a dick towards the entire neighborhood and just relax with my beer

The correct answer is A and B, but play the Star Spangled Banner. If anyone gets mad, question their love for this country and then show them your rig and play it again.

 

[Shreddy Mercury]

Before I answer your question with impeccable precision, was that a modelo especial or a negro modelo?

I myself was recently drinking a 32oz especial out on the deck yakking on the phone. There were no geese honking but some mexicans must be smashing some pinatas or something down there because it sounds like a fiesta is taking place.

Whatever amp is louder, crank that one. And then call the police and say your neighbors are playing their music too loud.

It's an Especial. I used to drink XX Amber exclusively for Mexican beers, but only on draft, it's so-so in a bottle. Then once in a while, the restaurants wouldn't have XX Amber so I'd get a Model Especial and sometimes, I like it more. I've had Nego out of bottles a few times and they're pretty good, but I think the Especial just edges it out for a little better taste and easier to drink.

Ya know, your idea about calling the cops on them may just work ?

 

[Shreddy Mercury]

The correct answer is A and B, but play the Star Spangled Banner. If anyone gets mad, question their love for this country and then show them your rig and play it again.

Well, most everyone up here is a Trump supporter. If they don't like my playing, I should just tell them to go live with their boyfriend Trudeau up in Canada....'murica.

 

[japetus]

W

Well, most everyone up here is a Trump supporter. If they don't like my playing, I should just tell them to go live with their boyfriend Trudeau up in Canada....'murica.

You should tell them that without having to do the loud amp thing. But personally, I'd still do it.

 

[Monkey Man]

Should I:
A: go crank the Budda Superdrive 80 stack
B: go crank the Landry Lexi through my Greenback 4x12
C: not be a dick towards the entire neighborhood and just relax with my beer

I'd go option C.

Wait a month 'til your neighbours think you're an asset to the neighbourhood then destroy all conceptions with a wall of sweet cock-rock chuggin'.

 

[japetus]

I'd go option C.

Wait a month 'til your neighbours think you're an asset to the neighbourhood then destroy all conceptions with a wall of sweet cock-rock chuggin'.

There has to be ONE guy in the new hood that will recognize the sweet and succulent call of "Lay It Down"

 

[Shreddy Mercury]

There has to be ONE guy in the new hood that will recognize the sweet and succulent call of "Lay It Down"

He'd be the guy that desperately wishes he'd stuck with guitar but life happened and he knocked his girlfriend up in 1991 and had to marry her. He now has 3 kids, a mortgage, and diabetes with high a1c numbers and comes up and goes "oh man, is that Motley Crue?".

 

[japetus]

He'd be the guy that desperately wishes he'd stuck with guitar but life happened and he knocked his girlfriend up in 1991 and had to marry her. He now has 3 kids, a mortgage, and diabetes with high a1c numbers and comes up and goes "oh man, is that Motley Crue?".

Based guy

 

[VonBonfire]

He'd be the guy that desperately wishes he'd stuck with guitar but life happened and he knocked his girlfriend up in 1991 and had to marry her. He now has 3 kids, a mortgage, and diabetes with high a1c numbers and comes up and goes "oh man, is that Motley Crue?".

Just play some loud RnB guitar licks and if anyone complains accuse them of being racist trump supporters.

 

[japetus]

Just play some loud RnB guitar licks and if anyone complains accuse them of being racist trump supporters.

I'm gonna go on a cruise, sneak in a ton of edibles, and start calling the front desk around 5:30 and tell them everyone needs to tone it down because I will be dining soon

 

[Monkey Man]

I'm gonna go on a cruise, sneak in a ton of edibles, and start calling the front desk around 5:30 and tell them everyone needs to tone it down because I will be dining soon

Don't forget to tell 'em you need the ship to stop rockin' if you're gonna have any hope of holdin' your food down.

 

[japetus]

Don't forget to tell 'em you need the ship to stop rockin' if you're gonna have any hope of holdin' your food down.

I got my sea legs about me. That's what us Midwesterners are known for...seafarin' blokes.

 

[rsm]

Congrats on the new place!

First thing I would do if I was out in the TN countryside is find a place to shoot my 50 BMG. Then wait and see if anyone heard it.


then this:

 

[harddriver]

Congrats on the new place!

First thing I would do if I was out in the TN countryside is find a place to shoot my 50 BMG. Then wait and see if anyone heard it.


then this:

Have you been riding the Big Dog chopper much? How's the hardtail treating you?

 

[Shreddy Mercury]

Have you been riding the Big Dog chopper much? How's the hardtail treating you?

You talking to me or him? Because I also have a Big Dog hardtail and you'd have to have really dug deep to see a post about if, if I'd even ever mentioned it here lol

 

[VonBonfire]

Congrats on the new place!

First thing I would do if I was out in the TN countryside is find a place to shoot my 50 BMG.

Then call the police and report someone driving by shooting a blackpowder cannon from their truck at road signs and mail boxes.

 

[rsm]

Have you been riding the Big Dog chopper much? How's the hardtail treating you?

not much, with all the rain, work, and other distractions. so far so good though when I time, usually just short rides

 

[Shreddy Mercury]

not much, with all the rain, work, and other distractions. so far so good though when I time, usually just short rides

Oh, he was talking to you. What's your Big Dog? Mines an 02 Pitbull.