Can I tell you guys a secret? You gotta promise not to tell anyone.

[Shreddy Mercury]

...I think I'm a fusion guy. I mean, I like girls and find them very attractive, they smell nice and all, but I think I'm just a closeted fusion guy. Sure, Warrant, Poison, Dokken, GnR, Winger, I love those bands and all and will play them until the day I die, but every time I hear a good rock based fusion tune, or even some other stuff that's pretty close but a little more diet on the amount of rock influence, my balls get wet.

Some random thing popped up on my YouTube and it was a clip of a Beato interview of Jack Gardiner and I'm like "Ya know what? It's just time to come out to my RigTalk family that I think I've always been a fusion guy". I hope you guys don't laugh too hard at me and think less of me.

 

[japetus]

Congrats you are listening to the same shit 90% of old heads on this forum listen to

 

[eero]

...I think I'm a fusion guy. I mean, I like girls and find them very attractive, they smell nice and all, but I think I'm just a closeted fusion guy. Sure, Warrant, Poison, Dokken, GnR, Winger, I love those bands and all and will play them until the day I die, but every time I hear a good rock based fusion tune, or even some other stuff that's pretty close but a little more diet on the amount of rock influence, my balls get wet.

Some random thing popped up on my YouTube and it was a clip of a Beato interview of Jack Gardiner and I'm like "Ya know what? It's just time to come out to my RigTalk family that I think I've always been a fusion guy". I hope you guys don't laugh too hard at me and think less of me.

me too...

 

[DanTravis62]

 

[stratjacket]

For sure that kind of playing is missing from today's "pop" music. Lots of those 70's and 80's pop tunes had some really hard to play guitar that really made the song.

 

[thegame]

...I think I'm a fusion guy. I mean, I like girls and find them very attractive, they smell nice and all, but I think I'm just a closeted fusion guy. Sure, Warrant, Poison, Dokken, GnR, Winger, I love those bands and all and will play them until the day I die, but every time I hear a good rock based fusion tune, or even some other stuff that's pretty close but a little more diet on the amount of rock influence, my balls get wet.

That’s because fusion has never gotten a single vagina wet. Ever. In fact, fusion creates vaginal dryness. You think it’s a coincidence that Vagisil was introduced in 1974, right when fusion started to become a thing?

 

[DanTravis62]

That’s because fusion has never gotten a single vagina wet. Ever. In fact, fusion creates vaginal dryness. You think it’s a coincidence that Vagisil was introduced in 1974, right when fusion started to become a thing?

 

[NeubyWanKaneuby]

If it was Neo-Fusion, I might be in...

 

[VonBonfire]

Beato was pleased and his hair looked freshly washed in that vid, he must be good.

 

[BeZo]

I the opposite end of the spectrum. I try to play as few notes as possible.

Still no bitches, but that's more because of the loud guitars and screaming.

 

[BenoA]

Jack is a serious player! Met him at Namm this year and he's very genuine and humble.