Can we talk about Matt Heafys guitar strap?

[TheGreatGreen]

Just to clarify I’m not Matt Heafy. Now let’s get this thread back on track and start talking politics.

You’re not fooling anybody Matt Heafy you dungeon sex swing wearing son of a bitch!

 

[simonfrewler]

 

[Smash]

Just to clarify I’m not Matt Heafy. Now let’s get this thread back on track and start talking politics.

Damn it, I was on a roll

 

[PBGas]

I am so fucking sorry. May they drown in maple syrup

 

[Smash]

I just realized a second benefit of the extra strap. She could have a tampon travel case mounted to it

 

[SpiderWars]

Guys, I am pretty sure it's not Matt "Strap-on" Heafy.

FIFY

 

[Music&Chaos]

@VonBonfire and @GuitarGuy08 are triggered for getting called out for dorkery in the first degree

All of your wailed denials just make it more obvious that you guys KNOW how dorky it looks

A lot of things look dorky, I just think a bit of a black bar on the headstock of a guitar is the least of them.

You could literally only see the little clip, most people can't even see it against a black headstock.

 

[DanTravis62]

A lot of things look dorky, I just think a bit of a black bar on the headstock of a guitar is the least of them.

You could literally only see the little clip, most people can't even see it against a black headstock.

If you've got one of the tiny ones that you can put on the back of the headstock, you might have a point - those aren't super noticeable

But if it's on the front, and sticking out from the guitar, you've got a propellerhead hat on your guitar

 

[simonfrewler]

 

[DanTravis62]

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This is also an acceptable compromise

 

[Holy-diver]

I fall somewhere in the middle, fret wraps are an absolute godsend to kill noise in an extreme metal setting, clip on tuners are dork ass shit, the strap doesn’t even warrant an explanation, I looks so fucking lame. But I’ll also wear shorts if I fucking feel like it and I have never felt out of place but I’m also not a giant pussy so that helps

 

[Holy-diver]

Fret wraps are also gay

 

[Kordoba]

???

Most of those types of bands are named “the debutants” or some other kind of pretentious crap like that

Like "The Curvacious Ding Bats" or "No Hope For Harlem."

 

[7704A]

???

Most of those types of bands are named “the debutants” or some other kind of pretentious crap like that

 

[Devin]

This is one band I just never listened to, I remember one song I’d guess 20 years ago that sounded kind of like Metallica I used to see on headbangers ball, but never listened to anything else

I've never really listened to them either but I have seen them live a couple times. They're solid for sure

 

[RaceU4her]

I've never really listened to them either but I have seen them live a couple times. They're solid for sure

im listening to their album from 05 now as i clean my house, solid is a good term, i can understand looking back now why they did good.

 

[JackBootedThug]

I use three point slings on my rifles but that thing looks…ghey….

 

[JackBootedThug]

Spot on!

I can’t play sitting down.

Man I can’t play standing hardly.

 

[311boogieman]

I just randomly ran across this strap in action and then realized that Matthew Heavy was a guest guitarist with Frozen Soul

Could anything be more un-metal?

 

[TheGreatGreen]

Rig rundown. Not ONE mention of the harness.

He did talk about all the rooms they have reserved for doing jujitsu more than he talked about his actual rig though.