
mentoneman
Well-known member
had a relative who dated a guy named caveman jim because he lived in a hole under an abandoned bus in the desert cookin batches.
she came a’knockin one day and found him fully tortilla’ed. bug motel, vultures…
she moved onto “Fingers”, biker gang guy awarded that dubious moniker due to mysteriously missing 4 digits on his right hand. He arrived at mom in laws Christmas potluck with a 5th of Jack, popped the top, ripped a 4 second tug, slammed the bottle down amidst the ham and pie with a roar. vile popped out of his pocket to which he exclaimed “Oh S$&@!”
a charmer, that Fingers…
she came a’knockin one day and found him fully tortilla’ed. bug motel, vultures…
she moved onto “Fingers”, biker gang guy awarded that dubious moniker due to mysteriously missing 4 digits on his right hand. He arrived at mom in laws Christmas potluck with a 5th of Jack, popped the top, ripped a 4 second tug, slammed the bottle down amidst the ham and pie with a roar. vile popped out of his pocket to which he exclaimed “Oh S$&@!”
a charmer, that Fingers…