did vh sleep with the fonz for a case of shlitz malt liquor

[mentoneman]

jose modded ed's blue volleyball kneepads with crisco (as seen on the cover of vhII)

ed could tear a phone book and flip wheat thins into his mouth with his unusually strong and agile moose knuckle

...friggin forum 'mo's....

 

[tfridgen]

Now, I can speak to this as an expert as I have a phone book. We should note that, obviously, while it was the local book and not the yellow pages and the wheat thins were the shake from the bottom of the bag, this could NOT have been done with a stock moose knuckle. From a trusted source that I will neither reveal nor paraphrase, Jose had been working on a 'Reacharound with a L'il Poke' mod just for Ed that would allow him the amounts of urgency and strength necessary to perform this monumental feat.
I can neither confirm nor not confirm the comments about the Fonz, except to say I may not not know nothing.
Don't look it up.

 

[yngzaklynch]

Nah man that was Chachi

 

[Mailman1971]

See I got bad info once again. I heard it was an old Sears Xmas catalog he ripped in half. Not a phone book.

 

[yngzaklynch]

See I got bad info once again. I heard it was an old Sears Xmas catalog he ripped in half. Not a phone book.

And you know where he got that catalog? He got it while dropping a deuce at Jose's house. Yep thats Jose's catalog and don't let anyone tell you different.

 

[jmgman69]

 

[Mailman1971]

See I got bad info once again. I heard it was an old Sears Xmas catalog he ripped in half. Not a phone book.

And you know where he got that catalog? He got it while dropping a deuce at Jose's house. Yep thats Jose's catalog and don't let anyone tell you different.

Well......I heard he swiped it from Jim Marshall himself! (still while taking a deuce at the Marshall factory)

 

[yngzaklynch]

Hey don't laugh i was there. That bathroom was destroyed!

 

[Mailman1971]

and the pic of the famous "mooseknuckle"in eds pants?
That was the ripped in half Sears catalog shoved down there. Gives him extra Mojo.

 

[mentoneman]

Now, I can speak to this as an expert as I have a phone book. We should note that, obviously, while it was the local book and not the yellow pages and the wheat thins were the shake from the bottom of the bag, this could NOT have been done with a stock moose knuckle. From a trusted source that I will neither reveal nor paraphrase, Jose had been working on a 'Reacharound with a L'il Poke' mod just for Ed that would allow him the amounts of urgency and strength necessary to perform this monumental feat.
I can neither confirm nor not confirm the comments about the Fonz, except to say I may not not know nothing.
Don't look it up.

good to know...

didn't he once date a tranny named Cerrem who lived in Twinkleland?

you don't wanna know how those caps got that mustard color. let's just say the brown sound traces it's sordid lineage back to an event involving burt reynolds, a white bearskin rug, and a keg of listerine.

 

[mentoneman]

Nah man that was Chachi

my bad.

never trust a somalian pirate for accurate info. he had honest eyes.

 

[gtr31]

Now, I can speak to this as an expert as I have a phone book. We should note that, obviously, while it was the local book and not the yellow pages and the wheat thins were the shake from the bottom of the bag, this could NOT have been done with a stock moose knuckle. From a trusted source that I will neither reveal nor paraphrase, Jose had been working on a 'Reacharound with a L'il Poke' mod just for Ed that would allow him the amounts of urgency and strength necessary to perform this monumental feat.
I can neither confirm nor not confirm the comments about the Fonz, except to say I may not not know nothing.
Don't look it up.

good to know...

didn't he once date a tranny named Cerrem who lived in Twinkleland?

you don't wanna know how those caps got that mustard color. let's just say the brown sound traces it's sordid lineage back to an event involving burt reynolds, a white bearskin rug, and a keg of listerine.

LMFAO

 

[mentoneman]

See I got bad info once again. I heard it was an old Sears Xmas catalog he ripped in half. Not a phone book.

again i stand corrected. how could i forget. the first time he did it as a kid it opened to the silvertone page.

 

[Mailman1971]

Yes here is a pic that clearly shows the ripped in half sears catalog shoved in his pants.

 

[mentoneman]

See I got bad info once again. I heard it was an old Sears Xmas catalog he ripped in half. Not a phone book.

And you know where he got that catalog? He got it while dropping a deuce at Jose's house. Yep thats Jose's catalog and don't let anyone tell you different.

Well......I heard he swiped it from Jim Marshall himself! (still while taking a deuce at the Marshall factory)

so what you're saying is jose wiped eddie's deuce on jim marshall's moose knuckle catalog?

the plot thickens.

 

[mentoneman]

Yes here is a pic that clearly shows the ripped in half sears catalog shoved in his pants.

it is a well known fact he would tuck his pick in his moose knuckle quickly whist tapping.

 

[Mailman1971]

Yes here is a pic that clearly shows the ripped in half sears catalog shoved in his pants.

it is a well known fact he would tuck his pick in his moose knuckle quickly whist tapping.

Not one pick my friend....but a dozen. That Moose Knuckle holds many secrets.

 

[mentoneman]

and the pic of the famous "mooseknuckle"in eds pants?
That was the ripped in half Sears catalog shoved down there. Gives him extra Mojo.

eddie once scaled the wall of his raquetball court, pre-5150 studio days, naked, using just his moose knuckle, akin to a sucker fish on the glass wall of an aquarium.

ps he did it with his back to the wall, demonstrating incredible mojo.

 

[Mailman1971]

and the pic of the famous "mooseknuckle"in eds pants?
That was the ripped in half Sears catalog shoved down there. Gives him extra Mojo.

eddie once scaled the wall of his raquetball court, pre-5150 studio days, naked, using just his moose knuckle, akin to a sucker fish on the glass wall of an aquarium.

ps he did it with his back to the wall, demonstrating incredible mojo.

I thought that was just an Urban Legend!! Oh man....to be a fly on the wall that day.

 

[yngzaklynch]

I thought the "moose knuckle" was an old Ju Jitsu technique. So we're all in agreement... jose was a martial arts expert.