did vh sleep with the fonz for a case of shlitz malt liquor

[Mailman1971]

I thought the "moose knuckle" was an old Ju Jitsu technique. So we're all in agreement... jose was a martial arts expert.

No....no....no.....he was an expert roofer by trade. Dabbled in small engine repair on weekends.

 

[Motorpud]

Yes here is a pic that clearly shows the ripped in half sears catalog shoved in his pants.

My God, I'm glad I wasn't alive back then when men wore pants that tight. It looks like there's a ball on each side.

If he was a real guitar hero, he would've had them both in the same side, thats what I call a show stopper.

 

[Mailman1971]

If he was a real guitar hero, he would've had them both in the same side, thats what I call a show stopper.

He wouldnt be able to walk!!

If he fell down he wouldnt be able to get back up. The Turtle syndrome. But thats another EVH legend story.

 

[xXDaveyJonesXx]

I thought the "moose knuckle" was an old Ju Jitsu technique. So we're all in agreement... jose was a martial arts expert.

No.. Dave told him to lie about that one. He's since come clean. Very noble, but the damage was done.

 

[yngzaklynch]

I thought the "moose knuckle" was an old Ju Jitsu technique. So we're all in agreement... jose was a martial arts expert.

No....no....no.....he was an expert roofer by trade. Dabbled in small engine repair on weekends.

But he did have a three way with Joni and Chachi??? I never really recovered from that episode

 

[Motorpud]

If he was a real guitar hero, he would've had them both in the same side, thats what I call a show stopper.

He wouldnt be able to walk!!

If he fell down he wouldnt be able to get back up. The Turtle syndrome. But thats another EVH legend story.

Its not supposed to be easy Dan, if it was everyone would be able to do it. That's what separates the heroes from the average Joes.

That moose knuckle looks like it had the peen removal mod done. It removes most of the bass and doubles the treble.

 

[Ventura]

Yes here is a pic that clearly shows the ripped in half sears catalog shoved in his pants.

I'm blaming motorpud for my coming in here

 

[Motorpud]

Yes here is a pic that clearly shows the ripped in half sears catalog shoved in his pants.

I'm blaming motorpud for my coming in here

I was pretty straightforward about what was going on in here

 

[tfridgen]

If he was a real guitar hero, he would've had them both in the same side, thats what I call a show stopper.

He wouldnt be able to walk!!

If he fell down he wouldnt be able to get back up. The Turtle syndrome. But thats another EVH legend story.

Its not supposed to be easy Dan, if it was everyone would be able to do it. That's what separates the heroes from the average Joes.

That moose knuckle looks like it had the peen removal mod done. It removes most of the bass and doubles the treble.

That was actually a pre-Jose moose knuckle, like this one;

Now, in comparison, here is a bonerfide Jose Flyin Mooseknuckle;

Clearly, there's some mojo in the latter.

 

[OldSkoolNJ]

So Ed was the Fonz's Cupcake I guess he really meant Sit On It.

 

[jmgman69]

The shit I cannot unsee!!!!

 

[Mailman1971]

Now this....is what its all about.......

what did EVH have in his pants to give him that tone??
Sears Xmas Catalog? TV Guide?
Nobody really knows......

 

[Motorpud]

The dude next to him's balls aren't nearly as large. Modded for sure.

 

[Jer]

Sweet Christ pick a side....it's a miracle Wolfgang was ever conceived with such flagrant bag abuse.

 

[Mailman1971]

Looks like Ed slipped Michael Anthony 1/2 the sears catalog.

 

[tfridgen]

Sweet Christ pick a side....it's a miracle Wolfgang was ever conceived with such flagrant bag abuse.

 

[gtr31]

OMG .this may be the funniest thread EVER on rig talk .

This definitely challenges the Classic's at HC Like "George Lynch in a piece of crap"

 

[Motorpud]

Looks like Ed slipped Michael Anthony the sears catalog.

It looks stock in that picture so the eternal burning question on every guitar players mind has been answered. Modded....

 

[tfridgen]

Q.E.D.

 

[Mailman1971]

Looks like Ed slipped Michael Anthony the sears catalog.

It looks stock in that picture so the eternal burning question on every guitar players mind has been answered. Modded....

Yes....But WHO??? What Mod?? When?? What resistor??
Fuck it....I wont be able to go to sleep tonite.