Do you realize what day it is?

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Shreddy Mercury

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My friends, it'd Cinco de Mayo AND it falls on Taco Tuesday. As white people, it's incumbent upon us to appropriate the hell out of Mexican Culture today! If you don't eat at least 3 tacos and 1 Dos Equis, you's a pussy and no friend of mine.
 
Gonna tell my kids these 3 are the reason for Cinco de Mayo!
 

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Who TF put it on a Tuesday. Wife asked if I want to go out. NO!!!! It's a school night. No partying till the weekend. Can't bend the rules. EVER.
 
I have too much respect for my mexican homies to drink a corona and a shitty fried taco in their honor
 
I have too much respect for my mexican homies to drink a corona and a shitty fried taco in their honor
only thing they are good for are the Selma Hayek types and Tequila

you can keep the beers
 
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Tacos are on the menu tonight. Mostly because I felt like it. May or may not have a beer. I usually don't drink during the weekdays. I'm too worried JamesTSquirt (OT Cunt Sister #2) won't see me for the pureness that I am.
 
My brother in law was raised in Fontana and makes killer actual street style Mexican food. Like better than the best Mexican restaurants.
 
Tacos are on the menu tonight. Mostly because I felt like it. May or may not have a beer. I usually don't drink during the weekdays. I'm too worried JamesTSquirt (OT Cunt Sister #2) won't see me for the pureness that I am.
I didn't put 2 & 2 together until I read this thread: the Mrs fixed tacos for dinner tonight but no mention of the Cinco thing.

But the thread title is a good joke: wife says "want to see your husband panic? Ask him if he remembers what day this is"
 
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