Does a list of “what it takes to get banned on R/T” exist?

[Nashville Riff Co]

Oh the best genre of music? You mean power metal then, I can only assume!

No sir, I prefer getting laid

Not hanging out with dudes dressed like elves and hobbits LARPing in the local dog park

 

[DanTravis62]

No sir, I prefer getting laid

Not hanging out with dudes dressed like elves and hobbits LARPing in the local dog park

Ah, you prefer 48 year old meth strippers named Cinnamon, I see

let me know if you'd like to ever make your technical ability get you girls without herpes

 

[DanTravis62]

If you'd like to find chicks who don't have STDs you should probably start playing music like this @Nashville Riff Co

 

[Nashville Riff Co]

Ah, you prefer 48 year old meth strippers named Cinnamon, I see

let me know if you'd like to ever make your technical ability get you girls without herpes

If you'd like to find chicks who don't have STDs you should probably start playing music like this @Nashville Riff Co

80s glam over all else!

 

[DanTravis62]

80s glam over all else!

I'm sure "Cinnamon" has apologized for the HPV diagnosis enough @Nashville Riff Co

If you'd like to enjoy women without sexually transmitted diseases and riffs that aren't fucking gay though, you're more than welcome to join Club power metal

 

[Nashville Riff Co]

I'm sure "Cinnamon" has apologized for the HPV diagnosis enough @Nashville Riff Co

If you'd like to enjoy women without sexually transmitted diseases and riffs that aren't fucking gay though, you're more than welcome to join Club power metal

Nope STDs and Cinnamon forever!

 

[DanTravis62]

Nope STDs and Cinnamon forever!

Whenever you're done posting MTV music videos and catch up to actual live performances of actual bands, power metal will be there kicking ass and waiting for you

 

[Nashville Riff Co]

Whenever you're done posting MTV music videos and catch up to actual live performances of actual bands, power metal will be there kicking ass and waiting for you

Full show instead then lololol

 

[Monkey Man]

80s glam over all else!

You beat me to it bro'.

IMHO that's the classiest cock-rock ballad ever, bar none.

 

[Nashville Riff Co]

You beat me to it bro'.

IMHO that's the classiest cock-rock ballad ever, bar none.

You and me bud

 

[Monkey Man]

Yup.

Production, arrangement, performance... everything.

 

[Nashville Riff Co]

Yup.

Production, arrangement, performance... everything.

Hot chicks, don’t forget the hot chicks

 

[DanTravis62]

Full show instead then lololol

If we're talking full shows, then hair metal is gonna really lose really hard



I mean really, really, really hard

 

[DanTravis62]

I haven't even pulled out the big guns yet and besides WDM youre totally outgunned @Nashville Riff Co

 

[Nashville Riff Co]

If we're talking full shows, then hair metal is gonna really lose really hard



I mean really, really, really hard

This is just one of 5 nights at the budokan!

 

[DanTravis62]

This is just one of 5 nights at the budokan!

I thought we were talking about metal, bon jovi isn't even a rock band anymore lol

 

[Nashville Riff Co]

I thought we were talking about metal, bon jovi isn't even a rock band anymore lol

They’re glam!!!

 

[DanTravis62]

They’re glam!!!

Maybe in the 80s they were, after that? We might as well post britney spears and christina aguilera back and forth

 

[Nashville Riff Co]

Maybe in the 80s they were, after that? We might as well post britney spears and christina aguilera back and forth

Once glam, forever glam!

 

[DanTravis62]

Once glam, forever glam!

See now you're posting the B team, meanwhile I haven't even gotten into the A-Team yet