Don’t cook pancakes….

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With headphones on while listening to slayer. So I’m making pancakes because my son has 5 friends over and my daughter has two. Unbeknownst to me my oldest son, his woman and both grandkids come in with the daughter in law’s grandmother, mother and brother. I have been in there slinging pancakes for 10 minutes when all of a sudden the breakdown to slayer’s payback dropped… I guess I was louder than I thought because I screamed PAYBACKS A BITCH MOTHER FUCKER!!!! And started head banging… my wife came running in the kitchen and grabbed my headphones off red faced and said quit screaming…then I heard people laughing…I don’t give a fuck…it’s slayer. Respect it or get out of my house.
 
I never did like Slayer but I would still laugh if I heard you rocking out like that as long as I got a stack of pancakes out of the deal.
 
I make the best yo…. People keep coming back for my stacks…. My cinnamon roll pancakes and bananas foster pancakes are legendary….
 
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