Eric Gales serving time

[thiswaythatway]

You guys are some judgemental pricks. Stay here on the safe and never ever live your life. You above/ you live 15 min from me and you are one of the above. GoodDay

I hope you get stabbed in the face with a big bag of dicks.

That's an interesting comment. Would the dicks still be in bag and push through the bag while stabbing? Or are the dicks removed from said bag for the stabbing? And are we talking about all dicks stabbing at once or 1 at a time?

These are important questions that need your attention. And can the same bag of dicks be used again in the same day to stab someone like........Oh i don't....John Mayor?

 

[tweed]

You guys are some judgemental pricks. Stay here on the safe and never ever live your life. You above/ you live 15 min from me and you are one of the above. GoodDay

I hope you get stabbed in the face with a big bag of dicks.

That's an interesting comment. Would the dicks still be in bag and push through the bag while stabbing? Or are the dicks removed from said bag for the stabbing? And are we talking about all dicks stabbing at once or 1 at a time?

These are important questions that need your attention. And can the same bag of dicks be used again in the same day to stab someone like........Oh i don't....John Mayor?

Actually all dicks will be removed from said bag by a group of midgets impersonating Metal Musicians. The midgets will simultaneously stab said victim(s) in the face repeatedly until sundown, upon which the bag of dicks will be refilled with freshly acquired dicks, and stored for the next days scheduled "dick stabbing" event.

 

[thiswaythatway]

You guys are some judgemental pricks. Stay here on the safe and never ever live your life. You above/ you live 15 min from me and you are one of the above. GoodDay

I hope you get stabbed in the face with a big bag of dicks.

That's an interesting comment. Would the dicks still be in bag and push through the bag while stabbing? Or are the dicks removed from said bag for the stabbing? And are we talking about all dicks stabbing at once or 1 at a time?

These are important questions that need your attention. And can the same bag of dicks be used again in the same day to stab someone like........Oh i don't....John Mayor?

Actually all dicks will be removed from said bag by a group of midgets impersonating Metal Musicians. The midgets will simultaneously stab said victim(s) in the face repeatedly until sundown, upon which the bag of dicks will be refilled with freshly acquired dicks, and stored for the next days scheduled "dick stabbing" event.

Midgets. I'll have to forward you an invoice so we can get them some ladders to reach any facial areas they need to stab. Tell the midgets to save their reciepts so they can write expense reports.

Also, inform the midgets that flacid dicks do a good job for a sloppy slabs or can be thrown like a boomerang.

 

[Gainiac]

Man that is such bullshit. did I hear right, hey was on probation, ok, and missed making phone calls to a P.O. or whatever an they popped him?... Man, I'm not championing chemical dependancy, but really, arent there bigger 'criminals' out in the world and cant they just leave the guy alone to go play and tour? geez... I know...that's naive... whatever...

 

[killertone]

Love me some EG..got his first album back in the day and his second one is my fave from him. His cover of I Want You (She's So Heavy) is siiiiick!

Seriously hope he can kick that shit, it does nobody any good.

 

[ratter]

Man that is such bullshit. did I hear right, hey was on probation, ok, and missed making phone calls to a P.O. or whatever an they popped him?... Man, I'm not championing chemical dependancy, but really, arent there bigger 'criminals' out in the world and cant they just leave the guy alone to go play and tour? geez... I know...that's naive... whatever...

If I heard right, he was originally busted for a weapons charge and cocaine possession and got 3 yrs probation. They violated him for a failed drug test.

 

[Rob Tahan]

Thats crazy!!
Definitely one of my favorite players. So much soul and feel, not to mention Great chops!!
Ive been wondering what happend to him...

 

[Stramm8]

Shit, that makes prison look not so bad. Shoot some hoops, jam out in the gym...what more could you ask for? And that "prison issue" guitar he was playing in the interview looked pretty cool too

 

[audiomichael]

Doh! What a shame.

I worked on his record back in '01. He's such a funny dude, and a monster player. After playing my ol' PRS upside down, he put down the guitar, grabbed a bass, and was shredding slaps like John Patitucci.

 

[audiomichael]

sorry...posted twice... dunno why. Mod, feel free to delete.

 

[rupe]

Great talent...hopefully he can get it together and do what he does best again.