"The Findthetone1 Pivot"
FT - It didn't rain last night.
BT - But the ground is all wet.
FT - Don't believe everything you see. 
BT - But the leaves on the trees are all soaked.
FT - You've been programmed to think that means rain. 
BT - THERE'S PUDDLES ON THE GROUND FOR FUCKS SAKE!
FT - Hey there sport, settle down. Why are you so mad?
BT - Cause you won't listen to logic or reason.
FT - Ya, but whose logic and reason?
BT - You are impossible.
FT - What did I say that isn't true?
BT - You wouldn't listen if I told you.
FT - So, you can't answer, eh sport?
rinse, wash, repeast
@Beater Your commission check is in the mail for me using you for this example.