
mooncobra
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Please let me know if you have one.
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He got oneWhatcha get???
Looks like it. Sadly, I got owned by you guys. Now I must tuck my tail in between my legs, retreat to a sad and lonely place, and lick my wounds after getting obliterated by my so called Rigtalk brothers. The pain runs deep my friends, indeed, it runs so deep…….Oh Man,
You just got Shit Throwin Munky Bitch Slapped.
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I got one!!! I actually got one!!!!He got one
Bro!! I got a hybrid dumble/ccm prototype that Cameron and dumble worked on for a decade in top secret conditions. It was a little over a million. It harnesses many tones. One of them is the John Petrucci world domination mode. You can toggle between that and Yngwies antimatter lightning mode, it shoots lightning into your fingers and you can achieve yngwie speeds for a few minutes. You must have a fire extinguisher ready as the fretboard bursts into flames occasionally. But that looks super bitchin on stage, and the antimatter lightning protects you from the flames. It gets a very big response from the audience.Whatcha get???
We luv ya mandingis.Looks like it. Sadly, I got owned by you guys. Now I must tuck my tail in between my legs, retreat to a sad and lonely place, and lick my wounds after getting obliterated by my so called Rigtalk brothers. The pain runs deep my friends, indeed, it runs so deep…….
Actually, I moved on and graduated to bigger and better things, as I now use depend undergarments.We luv ya mandingis.
What size pad you take? I'll send you some of my extra absorbent pantie liners.
Rumor has it, Daved Lee Roth used these on stage to help with bladder leaking and give his package support.
That’s sound great and all, but I wanted the one that gave me Shawn Lane speed (not Yngwie pff) with Rick Graham accuracy and RR’s musicality, so I pony upped for the dumble/ccm/trainwreck/strativarius versionBro!! I got a hybrid dumble/ccm prototype that Cameron and dumble worked on for a decade in top secret conditions. It was a little over a million. It harnesses many tones. One of them is the John Petrucci world domination mode. You can toggle between that and Yngwies antimatter lightning mode, it shoots lightning into your fingers and you can achieve yngwie speeds for a few minutes. You must have a fire extinguisher ready as the fretboard bursts into flames occasionally. But that looks super bitchin on stage, and the antimatter lightning protects you from the flames. It gets a very big response from the audience.
The truly remarkable part is the power section designed by BILLY BLADEZ! At full power it’s 9500 watts and it’s welded in a triple layered steel cage that he melted into one another so nobody knows how he achieves this modern marvel. Cameron mumbled something about Bladez mysteriously borrowing from the ionosphere.
whoa!!! I heard about that!! The dug up the body of the strativarius builder and got his dna and they did a special procedure where they infused the dna of him and dumble into the brain of Billy Bladez making him the most elite builder of high end tonez the world has ever known. I heard he branched out into violins also with the new downloads in his brain. I hope to one day have the same procedure, except I want the dna of George the animal Steele and Einstein as I wish to traverse the very universe we live in! The strength of George the animal Steele, or maybe even the Iron Shiek, with the mental aptitude of Einstein, whoa, I would be super durable in space and have the mind to solve any issue of space travel, and when in space, meet the secret alien overlords and develop travel at the speed of light, of course while all the while building the most elite guitars and amps ever imagined.That’s sound great and all, but I wanted the one that gave me Shawn Lane speed (not Yngwie pff) with Rick Graham accuracy, so I pony upped for the dumble/ccm/trainwreck/strativarius version
Les paul shaped dildo, for any wondering.
Thanks. Your sister is loving itDamn bruh! I had it forwarded to you man! I put it in the anonymous looking box like you asked so there was no hint of the true content. I wrote in big black marke:
Contents: 1 guitar fx pedal
The headstock angle reaches the G spot.Les paul shaped dildo, for any wondering.
Ya John, but the usual lettuce leaf across the knuckles doesn't seem to have quite done the trick.Oh Man,
You just got Shit Throwin Munky Bitch Slapped.
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Obviously she loves it, but she said you have a good time with it also.Thanks. Your sister is loving it