@Funk'n Metal Come Back!!!! We miss you!!!

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Should I do a virtual wellness check on Metal-Funky?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 1 12.5%

  • Hell yes!!!

    Votes: 3 37.5%

  • No.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Hell no!!!

    Votes: 4 50.0%
  • Total voters
    8
JTyson said:
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
Yep, you can make up shit all day, but she still owns you. Its THAT fact that is fucking funny in a really pathetic way... It is fun to watch though
and I have no doubt whatsoever she is laughing her ass off at your stupidity... Every day you continue it..
But lets recap -
You've spent 3-4 days now worrying about the fact she owns you and as long as she ignores your dumbass, you look like a 2nd grade infant trying to pull at some adults pants leg to get their attention. And you just can't stop no matter how hard you want to.. :LOL:
In your haste, you have shown everyone in here that you suck at playing guitar, so your imaginary forum cred that you think you have so much of just dropped like a bag of rocks . Your a big zero :LOL: Well, you and your nutswinger buddy TJ both..
You change your avatar to a guitar the day after FnM says you don't play, then show your new tele at the same time.. Are you 12?
Your desperate willingness to respond to each and every last thing in here no matter how stupid or petty it is just screams of an inferiority complex, you should spend more time with confident adults before you have to get couch time in a padded room.
Do you even realize that you have spent countless hours in OT trying to stir shit up, and nobody in here even gives a shit?
You happen to be on a GUITAR FORUM and you never do anything in the main section (where the guitar stuff is) and have even stated you don't care anything about the main forum. So why are you even here?
Your here just to be a shit stain on the underwear of RT... Its really, really important to you to be that guy, and that guy you are. :LOL:
And its really, really funny for us to try and watch you keep your tiny boat out of the rocks with the 1 oar you seem to have.
So we will let you continue your life's work, apparently this is the most important thing you have in life. One day you can pull up screenshots of the countless times you displayed your limited mental capacity to your grand kids. Im afraid you will spend a lot of time explaining to them how this was advantageous for you and your "forum cred" and they still won't get it..
But do continue.... You HAVE to at this point. :LOL::LOL:
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Blah blah blah.

Your sarcasm meter is stuck at 12 years old. You look for connections where none exist.

Go have a beer or something. You invest too much energy into a guitar forum.
 
311splawndude said:
It's call Charvel Dan Syndrome

As a non-practicing psychologist beginner guitar player it is quite fascinating :yes:


He said he doesn't need to ask about what strings to put on his guitar. He's so far advanced in guitar upgrades, improvements, modifications and facts that he doesn't need to bother conversing with anyone in the main forum. The main forum that spawned this OTC that he and his boyfriends love so much. I guess the main forum is just too big and adult like. It is a scary place and not a safe place :dunno: That's just a guess.

PS: Looks like I missed all the B&C&D clips AGAIN :LOL:
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You snooze you lose.

Since your a beginner, and congrats on that - I can imagine it's harder as an adult, all I say about your clips is "keep up the good work".
 
JTyson said:
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
Yep, you can make up shit all day, but she still owns you. Its THAT fact that is fucking funny in a really pathetic way... It is fun to watch though
and I have no doubt whatsoever she is laughing her ass off at your stupidity... Every day you continue it..
But lets recap -
You've spent 3-4 days now worrying about the fact she owns you and as long as she ignores your dumbass, you look like a 2nd grade infant trying to pull at some adults pants leg to get their attention. And you just can't stop no matter how hard you want to.. :LOL:
In your haste, you have shown everyone in here that you suck at playing guitar, so your imaginary forum cred that you think you have so much of just dropped like a bag of rocks . Your a big zero :LOL: Well, you and your nutswinger buddy TJ both..
You change your avatar to a guitar the day after FnM says you don't play, then show your new tele at the same time.. Are you 12?
Your desperate willingness to respond to each and every last thing in here no matter how stupid or petty it is just screams of an inferiority complex, you should spend more time with confident adults before you have to get couch time in a padded room.
Do you even realize that you have spent countless hours in OT trying to stir shit up, and nobody in here even gives a shit?
You happen to be on a GUITAR FORUM and you never do anything in the main section (where the guitar stuff is) and have even stated you don't care anything about the main forum. So why are you even here?
Your here just to be a shit stain on the underwear of RT... Its really, really important to you to be that guy, and that guy you are. :LOL:
And its really, really funny for us to try and watch you keep your tiny boat out of the rocks with the 1 oar you seem to have.
So we will let you continue your life's work, apparently this is the most important thing you have in life. One day you can pull up screenshots of the countless times you displayed your limited mental capacity to your grand kids. Im afraid you will spend a lot of time explaining to them how this was advantageous for you and your "forum cred" and they still won't get it..
But do continue.... You HAVE to at this point. :LOL::LOL:
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Dude, how long have you been playing and how long have you been posting on the internet? Do you still not know what gauge of strings to use and what thickness pick is best? If I need to find out about something new there are a few other forums where the membership's tastes run close to mine, I'll go there.

And, if you think I found Funky-Metal's menstrual screams anything other than supremely hilarious you're as stupid as you sound.

So, let's hear some clips Ace. What 'cha got?
 
Bagel and Creamcheese said:
Dude, how long have you been playing and how long have you been posting on the internet? Do you still not know what gauge of strings to use and what thickness pick is best? If I need to find out about something new there are a few other forums where the membership's tastes run close to mine, I'll go there.

And, if you think I found Funky-Metal's menstrual screams anything other than supremely hilarious you're as stupid as you sound.

So, let's hear some clips Ace. What 'cha got?
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Donnie, you really do need help, Dude.

And one thing for sure,
You’re fooling everybody.
 
JackTheBear said:
Donnie, you really do need help, Dude.

And one thing for sure,
You’re fooling everybody.
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Learn some new replies.

And one thing that's REALLY for sure. You're a fool for everyone to see. You're our Ralph Wiggum.

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PLX said:
You must have missed the 15-minutes Bagel and CreamedCheeks clips were up.

:ROFLMAO:
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And again you show why I was hesitant in putting up clips. They're so obviously in a league past your riffing to a canned drum track yet you have to try mocking them only because you don't like me. I knew that was the outcome.

Got any clips of you with a band? Of course not. You've never been in one. You think guitar playing is dropped D with power chords thru an over compressed, overdriven amp that hides everything. You're not a beginner. But you're only one step past that. And that's the pinnacle of your playing. You have no feel, no swing, no panache. You're the Metal Mel Bay book IV. Lol.

So say whatever you want. I don't care because I know I can outplay you without any effort.

Show me some versatility. Let's hear some country or jazz or blues. Play a song. I know you can't do ANY of that.
 
Bagel and Creamcheese said:
And again you show why I was hesitant in putting up clips. They're so obviously in a league past your riffing to a canned drum track yet you have to try mocking them only because you don't like me. I knew that was the outcome.

Got any clips of you with a band? Of course not. You've never been in one. You think guitar playing is dropped D with power chords thru an over compressed, overdriven amp that hides everything. You're not a beginner. But you're only one step past that. And that's the pinnacle of your playing. You have no feel, no swing, no panache. You're the Metal Mel Bay book IV. Lol.

So say whatever you want. I don't care because I know I can outplay you without any effort.

Show me some versatility. Let's hear some country or jazz or blues. Play a song. I know you can't do ANY of that.
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?:ROFLMAO:

Here's another clip.. where are your clips ?

 
Bagel and Creamcheese said:
Dude, how long have you been playing and how long have you been posting on the internet? Do you still not know what gauge of strings to use and what thickness pick is best? If I need to find out about something new there are a few other forums where the membership's tastes run close to mine, I'll go there.

And, if you think I found Funky-Metal's menstrual screams anything other than supremely hilarious you're as stupid as you sound.

So, let's hear some clips Ace. What 'cha got?
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:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
40+ years through 4 bands. Played classic rock, hard rock and metal. Currently recording a project that has been put on standby due to my dads health issues.. Not sure when we will be able to resume the project at this point.
Putting up a clip to satisfy your curiosity couldn't mean any less to me. You only did it because FnM MADE you do it. You put it up in a hostile work environment knowing you were gonna get shit from everyone you waste all your time trolling on, but in your eyes, being able to show you played at all was a tradeoff worth the price due to FnM putting you back on your heels :LOL::LOL: How dumb are you? You played you're hand and we've all heard the results. If they were good you would have been confident in leaving them up.... You took them down. :D
And yet still, with all your efforts, you've not made any ground on her at all. You're still her little whiney bitch:LOL:
We've seen all this before, lots of smoke blowing, then the reality that they were not the badass they presented themselves to be as soon as a clip was put up.. Ive never said anything about my playing abilities in here. Im here to pursue tone in whatever scenario Im in at that moment. I think the last clip I put up in here was at least 10 years ago after receiving a modded Marshall JMP from Mike Fortin. I generally never say anything bad about someones playing, but due to your enormously self inflated view of yourself, and your being such a bag of dicks to people who were here long before your dumbass, I made an exception. I think I made one for charvel dan too years ago after he talked shit about other peoples playing, then we found out he sucked too...
The difference is you put up some painfully mediocre clips to prove a point.. I don't have a point to prove.. You're just not that important to me.
 
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