Get High and Eat Fruit:

[Dan Gleesak]

A Story of How I Lost 50lbs






The end

 

[Geo]

Awesome, now you only have to lose 200 more.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Awesome, now you only have to lose 200 more.

That wouldn’t be very healthy

 

[Geo]

Neither is McDonalds, but here we are.

 

[Laputan Machine]

Get high and eat an entire bag of Snyders Honey Mustard and Onion Pretzel Bits™ every day

A Story of How I gained 50lbs

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Neither is McDonalds, but here we are.

Well me being fat is a new one I guess

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Get high and eat an entire bag of Snyders Honey Mustard and Onion Pretzel Bits™ every day

A Story of How I gained 50lbs

If you ever come across Fitzels Pretzels, I highly recommend them. Their pizza flavored ones taste like a nice margherita.

 

[VonBonfire]

Work hard and eat a lot of meat.

How I finally made it to 215lbs.

That's great news though Dan.

 

[Laputan Machine]

If you ever come across Fitzels Pretzels, I highly recommend them. Their pizza flavored ones taste like a nice margherita.

Fitness Pretzels?

I think those Snyder bags are like 1400 calories per bag

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Fitness Pretzels?

I think those Snyder bags are like 1400 calories per bag

lol yea I dunno how they get 20g’s of protein in a bag of pretzels bro.
I think it’s pea powder.
I’m telling you though, real good.

The everything bagel ones are good too, I wouldn’t say they taste like everything bagels, but still real good nonetheless

 

[Laputan Machine]

Ill look for some.

 

[Robostyle]

I still remember an apple i ate while high on acid. Best apple i ever ate.

 

[Laputan Machine]

One time I was high and the only thing in the apt was a really old tangerine, for some reason that particular tangerine had some sort of thing happen to it where it became super concentrated in its tangerineness, it was kind of shriveled and dark red like a blood orange inside. It was unreal. Best tangerine of all time.

 

[Bad Brain]

Anyone remember the theory that drinking OJ makes you trip harder?

 

[Robostyle]

Anyone remember the theory that drinking OJ makes you trip harder?

I do remember once when i was coming down off mushrooms, i drank some OJ and it brought my trip back hard.
I also heard drinking your piss makes you trip harder, never tried that one though

 

[84superchamp]

Anyone remember the theory that drinking OJ makes you trip harder?

Maybe tied in with orange barrel acid? Good stuff, and not hard to find if you drop it in the shag carpet.

 

[Floyd Eye]

I don't know man. When I was a teenager I lived with a dealer. The acid we got was from The Dead, via the Rainbow Family. Never needed any orange juice.

 

[84superchamp]

I don't know man. When I was a teenager I lived with a dealer. The acid we got was from The Dead, via the Rainbow Family. Never needed any orange juice.

The most unfunny "joke" of the 70s: after downing the last chug from a bottle of Boones Farm, the host tells the other 4 guys there were 10 hits of blotter in it.

 

[Robostyle]

My old roommate came home with some blotter. We took it, nothing happened. Went and picked up some coke, snorted that instead. Driving on a back road, i start hallucinating and asked him how he was doing. Same.
Had to pull over for a while and wait it out. Scary.

 

[84superchamp]

My old roommate came home with some blotter. We took it, nothing happened. Went and picked up some coke, snorted that instead. Driving on a back road, i start hallucinating and asked him how he was doing. Same.
Had to pull over for a while and wait it out. Scary.

Reminded me of another incident: sitting around a bonfire with 5 other trippers, someone had the great idea to head into town for fast food. I was slow to get to the car, a big 4 door Impala and when i got there, only one seat was empty...the driver.
I don't remember much about the drive except i thought i was speeding, let up on the gas and looked at the speedo; 25 mph.