Gibson CEO fired - caught banging midget with a fender Strat in his office

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Devin said:
When I was in high school I worked part time at a full service gas station, along with three other old guys (one dirty ass extremely alcoholic white guy, one black guy, and one extremely alcoholic midget)

The white guy and the midget would constantly drink on the job and get drunk as fuck and inevitably end up getting in heated arguments (leading to hilarious fist fights in a few instances) with each other; the midget was a real asshole when he was drunk (which was basically 24/7).

We had an old broken down tanker truck in the backyard and the midget always had a fifth of shitty Skol vodka stashed in the truck; he'd occasionally walk back there and take swigs when he thought no one was looking.

So with that bit of background info, one time the midget was drunk as fuck talking shit and started arguing with and threatening the black guy.

Eventually dude had had enough, and I watched him pick up the midget and throw him in the dumpster lololol

Was hilarious watching him try to climb out of it

Another time, the midget pissed the black guy off again. Black guy comes up to me and says "i'm tired of that little motherfucker; I got something for his ass - watch this"

So of course I'm intrigued. When the midget was busy elsewhere, black guy sneaks to the back and grabs the midgets fifth. He dumps out half of the vodka and then fills it back up with piss (was very obviously yellow too lmao).

About ten or fifteen minutes later, I watch the midget drunkenly walk back there and grab the bottle and turn that motherfucker up and chug it


That's just the tip of the iceberg of the shit I experienced there; by far the most entertaining job I've ever had
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Best HS job EVAR
 
JackBootedThug said:
yup-he said he was just watching him because the dude getting out was some big production. Said he had some kind of booster seat and he dropped a plastic workout riser with a nylon cord for a step. Then when they made eye contact everything went to shit.
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The midget was probably already irritated that some asshole was watching him exit his car with amusement, then it occurred to him who that asshole was, then it was on.
 
Devin said:
From reading this thread, I've learned it's apparently quite common for midgets to be high-strung as fuck
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Christ, I can just imagine what their childhoods were/are like; I used to get the shit kicked out of me by bigger kids because I lived in low-income projects and was branded “welfare boy” throughout elementary school. I’d have to think people who are 2 feet shorter than their peers had it a lot fuckin’ worse, I’d be high-strung, too! There was a kid in 7th grade who‘s hair was so blonde it looked white, kids used to slam his head into his locker and call him Powder. Kids are fuckin’ brutal, man! :LOL:
 
RevDrucifer said:
Christ, I can just imagine what their childhoods were/are like; I used to get the shit kicked out of me by bigger kids because I lived in low-income projects and was branded “welfare boy” throughout elementary school. I’d have to think people who are 2 feet shorter than their peers had it a lot fuckin’ worse, I’d be high-strung, too! There was a kid in 7th grade who‘s hair was so blonde it looked white, kids used to slam his head into his locker and call him Powder. Kids are fuckin’ brutal, man! :LOL:
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after working 22 years in a federal prison, there's a couple things I've discovered. 1) never gamble. your gonna pay your debts somehow. 2) don't fight a tranny. I have seen a dude with titties and homemade daisy dukes beat the fuck out of a couple dudes. try and do time after getting punked by a punk. we called him trailer swift.....he ran with buffy the muslim slayer.....good times...
 
Linda and I were playing a par 3 course and got paired with a couple of buddies.
One guy was maybe 6' - 6'2" and on the heavier side. The other guy was a midget.
Both maybe in their mid 50s?

Par 3 course so things move pretty fast. The two of them are drinking beers non-stop
and are seriously funny as all hell. Definitely cool with their mutt & jeff thing and they'd
work that in. The other hilarious thing was the little guy was POUNDING the brews and had
no gumption whatsoever of politely excusing himself and then ducking around a bush -
since he simply couldn't hold the stuff in! :ROFLMAO:

Gotta give him props that he was respectful of Lin at all times. Even hammered.

Only bummer was the last hole was right along side the driving range. On the green
and 'plunk' someone's wicked slice clocked the big guy right off top the head.
Wasn't wearing a hat so it opened a nice little Y gash and it bled like all head wounds do.

Little guy was livid and ready to kill if someone had stepped forward and plead guilty.
Was impossible not to think of Kramer and Mickey at that point.
Just had to picture them both plastered out of their minds.

Both our stomachs hurt later that night from laughing so hard all afternoon. :ROFLMAO:
 
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RaceU4her said:
theres a midget that walks around my town, i beep every time i see him
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Dude midgets or (smaller dude’s & chick’s) are rad.
Very noble & larger then life.
I always configure 2 pairs of twins on each of my sides when burnin’ down the 7th Ave strip in
Ybor City, Florida during Guavaween.
(I rent them btw)
It’s so fucking awesome man!!!!
 
Dino 939 said:
Dude midgets or (smaller dude’s & chick’s) are rad.
Very noble & larger then life.
I always configure 2 pairs of twins on each of my sides when burnin’ down the 7th Ave strip in
Ybor City, Florida during Guavaween.
(I rent them btw)
It’s so fucking awesome man!!!!
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when jerry springer died a few days ago this was the first thing i watched

 
ccn said:
There's a reason for that and it's not due to popularity .

Checkout the Bud Light thread in the OTC if you want to know the real reason but you will come out dumber than before you went in.
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I think one would have to be living under a rock in the jungle to not know the reason for it.
 
Sorry, but Gibson front “ managers” are not real leaders of this company. They are marketing tools. I dont know, who is the real boss.

Please, sell the company for PRS or Suhr, and the golden era immediately will start.
 
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