GUITAR GOD

[Frolid]

Brian May

+9999999

 

[Death by Uberschall]

Guthrie Govan!

Okay, Sebby, present your argument and defend your God.

Let me step in and explain it for you.

 

[sebby123]

Guthrie Govan!

Okay, Sebby, present your argument and defend your God.

Let me step in and explain it for you.

Thank you

 

[Mailman1971]

Brian May

+9999999

I was actually just listening to some old Queen this past week. Love Brian's tone and playing style.
I would never try to tackle his work since its just not my playing style.
But man I could listen to some old Queen all day.
Was actually digging the Queen / FLASH GORDON soundtrack.
Some reeeeeeeally WEIRD stuff on there!!

 

[Death by Uberschall]

Guthrie Govan!

Okay, Sebby, present your argument and defend your God.

Let me step in and explain it for you.

Thank you

No problem

 

[Jimmie]

Guthrie Govan!

Okay, Sebby, present your argument and defend your God.

Let me step in and explain it for you.

please use the criteria above

 

[Death by Uberschall]

Guthrie Govan!

Okay, Sebby, present your argument and defend your God.

Let me step in and explain it for you.

please use the criteria above

Okay, just what constitutes Guitar God status?

Lets look at the criteria for Sainthood as a model:

A person must be righteous and virtuous. (tone/musical technical ability/stage presence/others?)
Well, Guthrie is right on and a virtuoso

The person must be from that particular religion. (Music style)
He hails from the halls of guitar shreddum of many scriptures. The books of speed, dexterity, taste and style. King Jimi version of course.

Some religions require that the person has to have passed away and attained a place in heaven before they can be considered for Sainthood. Others acknowledge Sainthood as a state that can be achieved while a person is living too. (can guitar God status be established by mere mortals while living? make your argument
My argument??? Did you watch the video???

The person needs to have performed miracles while living and or after death. (levitated on stage/been able to have made over a million dollars post 2000 in personal wealth despite peer to peer file sharing/etc)
Miracles, did you watch the video???
Guthrie does one better, he does it for free!!!

The person needs to be able to intercede with God on behalf of people. (either have sold their souls to the devil or acquired the Pick of Destiny - evidence required
When Guthrie plays, he speaks for me with Angels tapping out 3 part harmonies in the background!!!

 

[Jimmie]

Guthrie Govan!

Okay, Sebby, present your argument and defend your God.

Let me step in and explain it for you.

please use the criteria above

Okay, just what constitutes Guitar God status?

Lets look at the criteria for Sainthood as a model:

A person must be righteous and virtuous. (tone/musical technical ability/stage presence/others?)
Well, Guthrie is right on and a virtuoso

The person must be from that particular religion. (Music style)
He hails from the halls of guitar shreddum of many scriptures. The books of speed, dexterity, taste and style. King Jimi version of course.

Some religions require that the person has to have passed away and attained a place in heaven before they can be considered for Sainthood. Others acknowledge Sainthood as a state that can be achieved while a person is living too. (can guitar God status be established by mere mortals while living? make your argument
My argument??? Did you watch the video???

The person needs to have performed miracles while living and or after death. (levitated on stage/been able to have made over a million dollars post 2000 in personal wealth despite peer to peer file sharing/etc)
Miracles, did you watch the video???
Guthrie does one better, he does it for free!!!

The person needs to be able to intercede with God on behalf of people. (either have sold their souls to the devil or acquired the Pick of Destiny - evidence required
When Guthrie plays, he speaks for me with Angels tapping out 3 part harmonies in the background!!!

certainly he's very talented, and for you he "touches" you in a way thats inexplicable. its not my place to say he is or isn't, but I believe that gods inspire the masses, with one note, they can conjure magic that makes women throw their finest panties over the heads of god fearing folks. Buckethead for example, he's a machine, he has moments of sheer genius, but I ain't seen nar one set of panties soaring towards him from the fans. Same for Paul Gilbert, panti-less. Again, thats just me. Robert Johnson, lots of panties. Brian May, certainly has some panties, Nuno, probably not so much. Am having fun here, but in there, am being serious to.

 

[Frolid]

Brian May

+9999999

I was actually just listening to some old Queen this past week. Love Brian's tone and playing style.
I would never try to tackle his work since its just not my playing style.
But man I could listen to some old Queen all day.
Was actually digging the Queen / FLASH GORDON soundtrack.
Some reeeeeeeally WEIRD stuff on there!!

I don't think i could ever get tired of brian may's playing

or freddie's voice

 

[Frolid]

Guthrie Govan!

Okay, Sebby, present your argument and defend your God.

Let me step in and explain it for you.

Thank you

he playing cornfords?

oops now i see >.<

 

[Death by Uberschall]

Guthrie Govan!

Okay, Sebby, present your argument and defend your God.

Let me step in and explain it for you.

please use the criteria above

Okay, just what constitutes Guitar God status?

Lets look at the criteria for Sainthood as a model:

A person must be righteous and virtuous. (tone/musical technical ability/stage presence/others?)
Well, Guthrie is right on and a virtuoso

The person must be from that particular religion. (Music style)
He hails from the halls of guitar shreddum of many scriptures. The books of speed, dexterity, taste and style. King Jimi version of course.

Some religions require that the person has to have passed away and attained a place in heaven before they can be considered for Sainthood. Others acknowledge Sainthood as a state that can be achieved while a person is living too. (can guitar God status be established by mere mortals while living? make your argument
My argument??? Did you watch the video???

The person needs to have performed miracles while living and or after death. (levitated on stage/been able to have made over a million dollars post 2000 in personal wealth despite peer to peer file sharing/etc)
Miracles, did you watch the video???
Guthrie does one better, he does it for free!!!

The person needs to be able to intercede with God on behalf of people. (either have sold their souls to the devil or acquired the Pick of Destiny - evidence required
When Guthrie plays, he speaks for me with Angels tapping out 3 part harmonies in the background!!!

certainly he's very talented, and for you he "touches" you in a way thats inexplicable. its not my place to say he is or isn't, but I believe that gods inspire the masses, with one note, they can conjure magic that makes women throw their finest panties over the heads of god fearing folks. Buckethead for example, he's a machine, he has moments of sheer genius, but I ain't seen nar one set of panties soaring towards him from the fans. Same for Paul Gilbert, panti-less. Again, thats just me. Robert Johnson, lots of panties. Brian May, certainly has some panties, Nuno, probably not so much. Am having fun here, but in there, am being serious to.

Well, if I wore panties (which I don't), I would throw them!!

 

[merlop]

Guthrie is a fine player... but all his backing tracks sound like cheesy porn music to me

I'll go ahead and do this cause I'm sure Hayden is locking my home coordinates
into the nuclear missile patch he programmed into his AXE-FX last night.

 

[Jimmie]

Guthrie is a fine player... but all his backing tracks sound like cheesy porn music to me

I'll go ahead and do this cause I'm sure Hayden is locking my home coordinates
into the nuclear missile patch he programmed into his AXE-FX last night.

Maybe backingtracks is the kiss of death for God-dom. Any of the players I've watched jamming to backing tracks? <insert buzzer>

But I think thats our problem in this high-tech society, we don't honor our gods as in daze of the past. Gods have been reduced to perform on youtube where every imperfection, no matter how small is scrutinized to the most minute detail. Where memories from sold out concerts were how tales of greatness were told to edify our gods. Today, all we have to do is "click and point" from the comfort of our pc's to watch god wannbees in waiting, noodling in their bedroom, to backing tracks. Seems so unfitting for all the hard work and dedication that went into our craft.

Jimmie

 

[MARK1970]

Guthrie Govan!

Okay, Sebby, present your argument and defend your God.

Guthrie in no way is a Guitar God. He is a " Guitar God Slayer"

 

[sc13nc3]

+ 1 for Guthrie!!
Love that CD Erotic Cakes!

I also think Al Dimeola is up there and Jeff Kollman

 

[PentatonicPunk]

E.V.H nuff said!

 

[gbsmusic]

Steve Vai is an alien

He makes the most impossible things on guitar look quite easy.

and he is handsome.

IMO I think he is the best all around guitarist!! He can do it all!

 

[HerbieBoogie]

Buckethead is a robot, and I mean that in the nicest way possible.

God or no?

God of the slunks perhaps.

 

[HerbieBoogie]

you guys are all missing the most obvious one


Gandhi made his vintage 40's
micheal angelo painted his guitars ( not the guitar noob, the painter)
tony blair strung his guitar
his guitars are made out of Chinese ancient oak

he is our GOD

john P

 

[Jimmie]

Buckethead is a robot, and I mean that in the nicest way possible.

God or no?

God of the slunks perhaps.

aren't slunks like a twisted version of wonder pets?

Randy Rhodes +1000