Guitar World Greatest Guitarist.....

[Motorpud]

End result - TIE!!! - Vai and Zappa, FTW

Nope, Zappa has already lost and Vai is falling behind.

No no, I get that... I'm just saying, in the REAL WORLD, my bet would go to FZ and Stevie... Not that I'm biased or anything LOL.

Vai is the gayest straight guy ever. I've never seen someone so unlucky in the gene pool try to portray themselves as a sex symbol.

 

[glpg80]

Vai is the gayest straight guy ever. I've never seen someone so unlucky in the gene pool try to portray themselves as a sex symbol.

 

[IndyWS6]

Absolutely worthless "competition". Damn near everyone on that list inspires me and I vote for all of the above

 

[Lriagan]

I think it would end up being Hendrix and EVH at the end. Although I'd love to see Satch win. He deserves it in my eyes, and my eyes only.

 

[chumbucket]

Whoever made this list must have been huffing paint. Iommi beating Hetfield?

Come on. Iommi easily trumps Hetfield . He's the grandfather of metal for chrissakes. Into The Void is heavier than anything Metallica ever did. Look at all the gay shit they did from the Black Album onward. At least Iommi never tarnished his reputation like they did.

 

[Ventura]

Vai is the gayest straight guy ever. I've never seen someone so unlucky in the gene pool try to portray themselves as a sex symbol.

Sure, but he can do shit on the guitar no one else can. I don't care if he scarfs back basketball team sausage balls to chin or whimpers like a choir boy when looking over his shoulder; fact is it's about guitar playing. And that cat can splay any of us here, on any given day.

Whoever made this list must have been huffing paint. Iommi beating Hetfield?

Come on. Iommi easily trumps Hetfield . He's the grandfather of metal for chrissakes. Into The Void is heavier than anything Metallica ever did. Look at all the gay shit they did from the Black Album onward. At least Iommi never tarnished his reputation like they did.

Truth. But what's the demographic readership of this rag? Are they even old enough to know what or who Black Sabbath is/was??

 

[chumbucket]

I don't care if he scarfs back basketball team sausage balls to chin or whimpers like a choir boy when looking over his shoulder...

It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read this 'cause I would have spit it on my monitor!

 

[Heritage Softail]

And George Harrison beats Mark Knopfler?. What the fuck!!!

It is just a name recognition contest. Vernon Reid beats Cantrell?

Why not what we really care about is the best tits in metal video?

 

[Ventura]

I don't care if he scarfs back basketball team sausage balls to chin or whimpers like a choir boy when looking over his shoulder...

It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read this 'cause I would have spit it on my monitor!

My wife says I have a way with words.

 

[racerevlon]

Brian May beats Tom Scholz? Hmmm...

 

[Tone Zone]

George Harrison could play circles around Brian May.

Surely, you must be joking.

 

[Motorpud]

Whoever made this list must have been huffing paint. Iommi beating Hetfield?

Come on. Iommi easily trumps Hetfield . He's the grandfather of metal for chrissakes. Into The Void is heavier than anything Metallica ever did. Look at all the gay shit they did from the Black Album onward. At least Iommi never tarnished his reputation like they did.

Well, i guess it depends on the criteria. I was never in the crowd that believes because you invented a new style 40 years ago that you're still one of the greatest. I think its fairly obvious that skill wise Hetfield is a better guitarist regardless of how much he and Lars have fagged off for the last 20
years.

 

[Motorpud]

Vai is the gayest straight guy ever. I've never seen someone so unlucky in the gene pool try to portray themselves as a sex symbol.

Sure, but he can do shit on the guitar no one else can. I don't care if he scarfs back basketball team sausage balls to chin or whimpers like a choir boy when looking over his shoulder; fact is it's about guitar playing.

I haven't really seen him do anything that no one else can do. He sure does enjoy jerking his Wang bar a lot with his shirt open to expose his chest hair while a fan blows through his hair though.

I wouldn't put the sausage balls activity past him either.

 

[JohnSykes]

I didnt see Sykes. I guess he is just too awesome, it wouldnt be fair for other guitarists.

 

[Zap]

Meh... Nothing more than a popularity contest.

 

[IntenseJim]

I'm not really sure what "Greatest Guitarist of all Time" means.

Forget about all time; I can't even figure out who's the greatest guitarist for 5:00 pm.

Sure, but he can do shit on the guitar no one else can. I don't care if he scarfs back basketball team sausage balls to chin or whimpers like a choir boy when looking over his shoulder; fact is it's about guitar playing. And that cat can splay any of us here, on any given day.

You left out pillow-biting.

 

[hunter]

but the way they set it up is pretty cool I think, gives credit to far more players after all and shows somehow that they aren't far apart. All great, but there can only be one Eddie Van Halen.

 

[bhuard75]

If it wasnt for Eddie Van Halen, we'd all still be listening to disco.

 

[benduncan]

to me thats like pondering the worlds greatest ice cream flavor, but in my world:

 

[Ventura]

Vai is the gayest straight guy ever. I've never seen someone so unlucky in the gene pool try to portray themselves as a sex symbol.

Sure, but he can do shit on the guitar no one else can. I don't care if he scarfs back basketball team sausage balls to chin or whimpers like a choir boy when looking over his shoulder; fact is it's about guitar playing.

I haven't really seen him do anything that no one else can do. He sure does enjoy jerking his Wang bar a lot with his shirt open to expose his chest hair while a fan blows through his hair though.

I wouldn't put the sausage balls activity past him either.

Hey, he's a vegetarian from Long Island.