A guy got married who had never had sex and when leaving for the honeymoon, he talked his more experienced friend into coming along and renting the room next door and giving him tips and instructions if needed.
They were settled in, groom was in the bathroom getting ready when the bride had to take a dump and was too embarrassed to go in front of her new husband. She found a shoebox, crapped in it and stuck it under the bed. Hubby comes charging out of the BR and while getting in bed, steps in the box.
Yells “Aargg, there’s shit in this box!”
Friend next door: “turn her over! turn her over!”