Holiday jokes

[Samhain]

 

[Monkey Man]

Some good stuff in there man.

 

[TheRealDonnie]

What’s the most disappointing thing for a lover on Christmas morning?

When they get a sweater, but they’re hoping for a screamer or a moaner.

 

[Samhain]

" she told me to do it doggy style so i humped here leg & pee'd on the carpet".