How can i get laid?

[Kyrpajyra]

I've never had my jimmie waxed before and i think it's time to step up my game and start with matures. How can i get me some +60 year old pootang? All tips appreciated just don't start betting on me scoring some puss.

 

[Kordoba]

Go to church and volunteer at a cat rescue. Works for me.

 

[JackBootedThug]

Not sure about your first question, but the first thing I do after having sex is to continue the autopsy whilst reminding myself that a moment of weakness doesn't make me a bad vet....

 

[panhead]

Just grab her by the pussy

 

[Metalhex]

Go to your local grocery store and start calling them beautiful. Very easy

 

[panhead]

Call 1 800 tearitup

 

[JackBootedThug]

FUPA>>>>

 

[Kyrpajyra]

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God i just wanna shake and fondle her gut so bad.

 

[Artjr]

look up Donny B , i think he's 60

 

[Kyrpajyra]

look up Donny B , i think he's 60

Tried to google him but found an electronics store in Canada..

 

[Kordoba]

Speaking of getting your jimmie waxed, make sure you bring along some lubricant. Those old birds tend to run dry.

 

[Kyrpajyra]

Speaking of getting your jimmie waxed, make sure you bring along some lubricant. Those old birds tend to run dry.

Damn I didn't think about this.. I guess it can't be helped then.

 

[jaxadam]

The older the fiddle, the finer the tune.

 

[panhead]

 

[Kyrpajyra]

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Is she alive still? I'm not into necrophilia.

 

[Artjr]

I bet that's so dry you could blow dust off it.

 

[panhead]

 

[Picasso]

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Those are too nice for her.

 

[Hrmlow4]

Speaking of getting your jimmie waxed, make sure you bring along some lubricant. Those old birds tend to run dry.

?? This is so hilarious. But you are right by saying ''Those old birds tend to run dry'' therefore it is very necessary to bring your lubricant.

 

[CharvelDansLeftNut]

?? This is so hilarious. But you are right by saying ''Those old birds tend to run dry'' therefore it is very necessary to bring your lubricant.

You mean axle grease!