How Many Holes Are There In A Straw ?

[Ben Waylin]

How Many Holes Are There In A Straw ?

?

 

[Bagel and Creamcheese]

None. It would leak if it had holes.

 

[Bagel and Creamcheese]

Don't let @ccn in this thread. Because we'll have to use the Satanic Bible to define the word "hole" and he'll just flip out and post a bazillion links to some fucked up websites to tell us he's not as nutty as squirrel shit.

 

[Monkey Man]

A front hole and a back hole?

 

[JackTheBear]

One

 

[Ben Waylin]

One

Correct.

A straw is merely a torus.

Both are homotopic - mathematically able to be continuously deformed, one into another.

 

[311boogieman]

This thread is lit!

 

[Monkey Man]

A straw is merely a torus.

I'm not a straw and I'm not a Taurus - I'm a Virgo Godammit.

Both are homotopic... one into another.

I'm not homotopic either.

Just sayin'. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[WEF Chairman]

Everything here is a homo topic.

 

[Monkey Man]

That was mint bro.

 

[JackTheBear]

Correct.

A straw is merely a torus.

Both are homotopic - mathematically able to be continuously deformed, one into another.

Is there a Prize?
??‍

 

[Monkey Man]

Is there a Prize?
??‍

Yeah, if you can drill both ends at the same time with yer pecker you win the internet.

 

[Ben Waylin]

Is there a Prize?
??‍

Yes.

PM me your mailing address and I'll get this action figure sent out today.

 

[psychodave]

Donni...I meant TJ, changing his avatar pic again. lol

 

[70 Mach 1]

Ok, I dont give a fuck what you say. if I see two holes, then there are 2 holes goddammit lol
a man has 2 holes
a woman has 3 only if you're lucky

 

[WEF Chairman]

Donni...I meant TJ, changing his avatar pic again. lol

 

[JackTheBear]

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Poor Donnie, attacking all the usuals…

You’re so transparent, you pitiful, divorced old man, Nazi, Grampy.

It’s a new month, so is it Blender or Blanger?

 

[WEF Chairman]

Poor Donnie, attacking all the usuals…

You’re so transparent, you pitiful, divorced old man, Nazi, Grampy.

It’s a new month, so is it Blender or Blanger?

I own you. It’s clear.

 

[JackTheBear]

AHHHHHAHA!

You ‘own’ nothing, Dude.

Not even your wife or family any longer.

 

[WEF Chairman]

AHHHHHAHA!

You ‘own’ nothing, Dude.

Not even your wife or family any longer.

My standard reply to you going forward.