I Need Some Dating Tips Fellas

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paulyc said:
It's already dry ! She's probably dead if she's even considering dating this dope.
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Close but not quite.......Her EX gave her the driest and she is only just starting to consider men as her EX was that much of a problem. STILL is.
 
YabbaDabbaDoo said:
I have an upcoming date soon and I need some tips on how to extract information about her EX.

Can you give me some pointers so I can be super effective?

Why? Because I want to confirm I'm the better man for her.

Thanking you all in advance.
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Don’t go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

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paulyc said:
You couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
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Why would I need to you when I'm backdooring you with your missus...........she says being flaccid turns her off you.
 
A senior citizen (74) drove his brand new Corvette Convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little grey hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal down even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, what am I doing? I'm too old for this shit and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the Trooper.
 
Okay......Cheech knows dating........................Yep...an encore presentation.

 
Just an update Fellas.........To begin with this is not about any sexual put downs amongst this forum's members, it's just my dating update.

Well, I finally got comfortable bedding this woman, she was hard work as her ex was lousy in bed and played beta male by always wanting to be pegged. She said he always felt inferior and couldn't take the male's role, she said he felt so bad he used multiple personalities to cope.

So, she now says it's the first time she'd enjoyed coupling and was fulfilled. She said she regretted her marriage choice because when she'd met her ex, he was using a different personality and when they got into bed even more personalities appeared.

She said something about joining a women's help center to help others cope with their partner's mental abuse.

In the meantime I'm gonna still date her because I feel it's my community service to help those who have been mentally abused and for no good reason other than plain evil.
 
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YabbaDabbaDoo said:
Just an update Fellas.........To begin with this is not about any sexual put downs amongst this forum's members, it's just my dating update.

Well, I finally got comfortable bedding this woman, she was hard work as her ex was lousy in bed and played beta male by always wanting to be pegged. She said he always felt inferior and couldn't take the male's role, she said he felt so bad he used multiple personalities to cope.

So, she now says it's the first time she'd enjoyed coupling and was fulfilled. She said she regretted her marriage choice because when she'd met her ex, he was using a different personality and when they got into bed even more personalities appeared.

She said something about joining a women's help center to help others cope with their partner's mental abuse.

In the meantime I'm gonna still date her because I feel it's my community service to help those who have been mentally abused and for no good reason other than plain evil.
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Way to plow that ditch!

As for her ex. Likely the victim of satanic sexual abuse including sodomy at an extremely early age... as that's the only sure way to split a personality into multiplicity.
 
YabbaDabbaDoo said:
Just an update Fellas.........To begin with this is not about any sexual put downs amongst this forum's members, it's just my dating update.

Well, I finally got comfortable bedding this woman, she was hard work as her ex was lousy in bed and played beta male by always wanting to be pegged. She said he always felt inferior and couldn't take the male's role, she said he felt so bad he used multiple personalities to cope.

So, she now says it's the first time she'd enjoyed coupling and was fulfilled. She said she regretted her marriage choice because when she'd met her ex, he was using a different personality and when they got into bed even more personalities appeared.

She said something about joining a women's help center to help others cope with their partner's mental abuse.

In the meantime I'm gonna still date her because I feel it's my community service to help those who have been mentally abused and for no good reason other than plain evil.
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