Dr. Tweedbucket
Active member
... but I can't really remember where I was going ? so I got on this buttered bus and figured they would know how to get there. 
I thought I probably should tell you ppl about it. So this is how it went.
I once took a ride on a Buttered bus
It filled up with passengers, the driver was Gus
We slid on down the highway, frightfully fast
Some guy took my seat, had to kick his ass
Buttered bus, Buttered bus going down town
Slipped off the road and spinning round and round
Buttered bus, buttered bus going up State
Slid into a creek, yep we may be late
My stop was upon us as I pulled the stop cord
The Buttered bus kept going, as if it were floored
I yelled to Driver , Man ! .... your past my town
"Your on the Buttered bus son"!!! ... so ya better SIT DOWN
On through the day and into the night
The Buttered bus was sliding, first left and then right
Weeks gone by, and never once a stop
Buttered bus was cookin, just ran over a Cop ?
There are several other busses, that many will say
That take you to work or home in less than a day
But the bus that will send you to places worth seenin
Is the Buttered bus transport, ....with no toilets for peein.
The End
I thought I probably should tell you ppl about it. So this is how it went.
I once took a ride on a Buttered bus
It filled up with passengers, the driver was Gus
We slid on down the highway, frightfully fast
Some guy took my seat, had to kick his ass
Buttered bus, Buttered bus going down town
Slipped off the road and spinning round and round
Buttered bus, buttered bus going up State
Slid into a creek, yep we may be late
My stop was upon us as I pulled the stop cord
The Buttered bus kept going, as if it were floored
I yelled to Driver , Man ! .... your past my town
"Your on the Buttered bus son"!!! ... so ya better SIT DOWN
On through the day and into the night
The Buttered bus was sliding, first left and then right
Weeks gone by, and never once a stop
Buttered bus was cookin, just ran over a Cop ?
There are several other busses, that many will say
That take you to work or home in less than a day
But the bus that will send you to places worth seenin
Is the Buttered bus transport, ....with no toilets for peein.
The End