I was trying to explain to the wife the 5 levels of female sexyness from a guys pov

[70 Mach 1]

This lead to a bit of an argument, mouth open exhales and eye rolls.

Ugly.
I wouldn't even talk to her. No amount of alcohol would make a difference

Cute.
Not bad. id bang her with a lot of alcohol and weed

Pretty.
Not for me but id bang her anyway with less weed and alcohol

Hot
I just want to do her.
No drugs needed

Smoking or slamming
Way out of my league and a trophy.
Would bang her instantly on the spot

Then i got the million dollar question.
What level was i at when we met?
She only got a grin out of me and I'll never tell.

Aimie about right on this.

 

[NoHassle]

This lead to a bit of an argument, mouth open exhales and eye rolls.

Ugly.
I wouldn't even talk to her. No amount of alcohol would make a difference

Cute.
Not bad. id bang her with a lot of alcohol and weed

Pretty.
Not for me but id bang her anyway with less weed and alcohol

Hot
I just want to do her.
No drugs needed

Smoking or slamming
Way out of my league and a trophy.
Would bang her instantly on the spot

Then i got the million dollar question.
What level was i at when we met?
She only got a grin out of me and I'll never tell.

Aimie about right on this.

I agree with most of your positions.

To me it's that 'look' and their character that makes me want to bang them.

Super hot would be like having a show dog that requires, and WANTS, daily routine maintenance which is a pain in the ass to me. Couldn't be fucked with that shit.

 

[JamesTiberiusKirk]

I agree with most of your positions.

To me it's that 'look' and their character that makes me want to bang them.

Super hot would be like having a show dog that requires, and WANTS, daily routine maintenance which is a pain in the ass to me. Couldn't be fucked with that shit.

When I was young and playing "on the road" I got the following advice:

"Go home with the fat girl. She's got food, knows how to cook, and will show how grateful she is in the sack."

 

[PDC]

Fantastic post. Very funny / very timely. When I was young, the 'Maxim Magazine' 10/10 Physical Appearance thing was literally the ONLY metric I was interested in. The older I get, the more of a premium I place on 'Enthusiasm' and 'Task Commitment.' Show me a girl who doesn't roll her eyes at you and make you feel sheepish when you say you really dig the way she looks in this or that outfit and a pair of heels. Just that 'Sure... Why Not?' attitude is worth a fortune.

 

[70 Mach 1]

When I was young and playing "on the road" I got the following advice:

"Go home with the fat girl. She's got food, knows how to cook, and will show how grateful she is in the sack."

Depends.
Anything over a size 12 and I'll have to pass and i dont care how much bourbon i had.
A 12 is about 3 small folds on her stomach when shes sitting. Not bad if shes on the tall side 5-6 to 5-8
Not 5 or 5-1s

Im not into jelly rolls

 

[JamesTiberiusKirk]

Depends.
Anything over a size 12 and I'll have to pass and i dont care how much bourbon i had.
A 12 is about 3 small folds on her stomach when shes sitting. Not bad if shes on the tall side 5-6 to 5-8
Not 5 or 5-1s

Im not into jelly rolls

When you and I were young men, what was viewed as fat would now just be called "full figured". Everyone was a few sizes and inches thinner.

 

[MadAsAHatter]

Fantastic post. Very funny / very timely. When I was young, the 'Maxim Magazine' 10/10 Physical Appearance thing was literally the ONLY metric I was interested in. The older I get, the more of a premium I place on 'Enthusiasm' and 'Task Commitment.' Show me a girl who doesn't roll her eyes at you and make you feel sheepish when you say you really dig the way she looks in this or that outfit and a pair of heels. Just that 'Sure... Why Not?' attitude is worth a fortune.

In most cases eager beats pretty

 

[70 Mach 1]

When you and I were young men, what was viewed as fat would now just be called "full figured". Everyone was a few sizes and inches thinner.

Nah we had one girl we called birtha.
Huge red head with tight curly hair and at least 250 and at 14 no less

Another i called jelly tits. In 8th grade she gave me a right hook to the jaw over that remark when i said it to her face

I respected her after that and we became friends but not with friends with benefits

The rest were chunky hoes and heffers

The late 70s were some fun times where people didn't overly get upset over this stuff

We had a boy in 2nd grade who looked like a frog. We named him Ribet and it stuck all through HS

Another kind of sad because we didn't understand. One kid was bald and we called him golf ball. We'll we stopped that once we understood why

 

[311boogieman]

What level was i at when we met?

How about Pretty Smokin Hot Slammin Cute?

 

[Robostyle]