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[ExilefromTheGearPage]

Unfortunately the Gear Page is down for renovation, and I'm in quite the kerfuffle!

I have this way awesome gig coming up for our bi-monthly lawyer get together, and I'm looking to nail that early to mid Christopher Cross tone. Now, I'd like to go boutique, but wondering if it's ok to go big box and just pickup a run-of-mill Two Rock. Should I get two, you know, for stereo?

Also, I just ordered 4 of the new Deluxe Memory Man 1100 MS Tap Tempo Delay pedals and I'm wondering if I did something silly since they each cost $1100. Do you think that's too much for a delay?

Rock on guys!!! (I hope that's not too "crazy" since I think you can be banned from The Gear Page for getting this unruly, but hey I had a Zima!)

 

[Racerxrated]

You must first prove your worthiness by showing us a picture of.....you guessed it...a Gorilla. Maybe a pignose, but a Gorilla will get you in for sure.

 

[Heritage Softail]

Nothing is too much

Does your LP have a genuine 59' pickup selector switch plastic tip?

Please provide receipt for a minimum of $500...

Or off to Harmony Central with you.

 

[Bluplirst]

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/bills-khaki ... ltback=696

These get great reviews!

 

[ibenhad]

You don't think these have a better thread count? They hug my ass cheeks more firmly....

http://www.josbank.com/menswear/shop/Su ... 50_1002015

 

[sandman]

Please tell me you use a leather strap vs a nylon strap. Leather has more mids and nylon really adds a loose bottom end to the tone.

 

[ExilefromTheGearPage]

Nothing is too much

Does your LP have a genuine 59' pickup selector switch plastic tip?

Please provide receipt for a minimum of $500...

Or off to Harmony Central with you.

I'll have to check. I actually had Gibson ship it directly to Custom Makeovers so they can get it right! Also, I hear that the mids really pop if you replace the inner truss-rod sleeve with one that is ribbed.

 

[ExilefromTheGearPage]

You don't think these have a better thread count? They hug my ass cheeks more firmly....

http://www.josbank.com/menswear/shop/Su ... 50_1002015

Perhaps, but I don't want it to be too firm - I definitely want my pants' legs swaying as we break into the unadulterated fury of "Sailing"!

 

[Steinmetzify]

Last line of OP made me spit. Nice work.

 

[stephen sawall]

"The board is shut down while we migrate the board to the new platform. We expect this to be completed some time on Sunday. Since you won't be able to talk about guitar for a while, I might suggest checking out some videos of the late great B.B. King"

 

[jski59]

Zima...lol

 

[blackba]

Nothing is too much

Does your LP have a genuine 59' pickup selector switch plastic tip?

Please provide receipt for a minimum of $500...

Or off to Harmony Central with you.

I'll have to check. I actually had Gibson ship it directly to Custom Makeovers so they can get it right! Also, I hear that the mids really pop if you replace the inner truss-rod sleeve with one that is ribbed.

what happened to your prs guitars? I thought all docs and lawyers played prs....

 

[ExilefromTheGearPage]

Nothing is too much

Does your LP have a genuine 59' pickup selector switch plastic tip?

Please provide receipt for a minimum of $500...

Or off to Harmony Central with you.

I'll have to check. I actually had Gibson ship it directly to Custom Makeovers so they can get it right! Also, I hear that the mids really pop if you replace the inner truss-rod sleeve with one that is ribbed.

what happened to your prs guitars? I thought all docs and lawyers played prs....

I still have them when I want to let my hair down and play some heavy metal Santana songs, but we all have our heroes and if it's good enough for CC it's good enough for me! It's Collectors Choice No. 374:

 

[hstlaurent]

Please tell me you use a leather strap vs a nylon strap. Leather has more mids and nylon really adds a loose bottom end to the tone.

 

[skoora]

All you need is a Klon and a boutique, 30 watt variation of a 5e3 tweed...

 

[Deanmachine]

This is hilarious!

 

[BYTOR]

"well it's not far down to paradise, at least it's not for me"........

Christopher Cross has a few killer tunes for sure! Don't hate on him! lol

 

[Alex Stanley]

I saw Christopher Cross back in the 80's. It was actually a great show. He knows his way around the guitar, for sure.

 

[Deleted member 21375]

I saw Christopher Cross back in the 80's. It was actually a great show. He knows his way around the guitar, for sure.

Yeah after that he changed his style,morphed into two short African American boys and called himself Kris Kross. It just wasn't the same.

 

[sandman]

I saw Christopher Cross back in the 80's. It was actually a great show. He knows his way around the guitar, for sure.

Yeah after that he changed his style,morphed into two short African American boys and called himself Kris Kross. It just wasn't the same.

And then he/they ripped off Van Halen. Van Halen said "Jump" way before Kriss Kross did