The Polish Hammer
Well-known member
Speaking of Taco Bell... I think your father is there...You're just a fucking racist POS.....
Just piss off already, we all know your unemployed Taco Bell eating ass has nothing better to do Not Charvel Dan but have some decency.
Ohhhhh, my bad.. he doesn't work there, he is just outside begging for change.
He might be saving up to buy you a special birthday present. Trying to make up for all the lost time not being there for, well, your birth, first birthday, your "college" graduation, the first pizza you ever made properly (man that must have taken a while because you arent very coordinated). To watching you become the man you are, jobless, sitting in front of a computer all day stringing together somewhat coherent sentences.
Daddy is so proud of you Daniel!!!!
Oh.....wait.. wrong guy, that wasnt you father. Someone just mistook a dirty garbage can sitting there for your real dad..
So sorry Daniel.. maybe next year we can find him.. .