Floyd Eye
Well-known member
Glad I'm not you.
Well, you’d have to move out of your mom’s house and get an actual job for starters. Then find a woman who would let you touch her. And to answer your next question, no, trannies don’t count. Then you’d have to break up with Bobby and the rest of your imaginary friends. Buy some decent tube amps. Actually put in some time with an actual band and perform live with some regularity. And most importantly, learn when to shut the fuck up and just listen to the people that actually know what they’re talking about.
It’d be very difficult for you. So I’m sure you are glad you aren’t me. Fuckin looney tune